MY FIRST VR PORN EXPERIENCE

So, how’s about that virtual reality porn, huh? You can’t really surf any porn site or porn resource these days without seeing something related to it. I recently strapped myself onto a Samsung Gear VR to see what all the fuss was about. I mean, I watch one heeeeellllllll of a lot of porn, so I wanted to see just how different it really was. Now, I am not a trendy person. I don’t use “LOL,” I get physically nauseous when I see more than one hashtag, and I never have the newest version of Apple anything. So, was I going to like VR sex when it was so trendy and technical? Was it going to truly blow my mind and make all “regular” porn-watching experiences pale in comparison?

Jumping Into VR Porn

My first experience was with the help of NaughtyAmericaVR. The vr porn video I watched was guy/girl. The guy (me) was sitting, the girl was standing and stripping. She bent over to show off her buns and her bum cheek heart tattoo was staring me dead between the eyes. I was essentially having my first girl/girl experience – but as a dude. So, just as an aside: I hope adult VR sites start widening their range of videos to include female points of view. Hey, I get it, they’re catering to their target demographic at the moment, but it would be nice to see a nice hunk of man grinding his butt on my lap, too. I imagine this kind of 360 virtual porn will come in time, though.

After she adequately showed off her bod, she leaned in for some frenching… which lead me to leaning my head back at first. It was a new experience – the performer acknowledging my presence like that. It was almost as if I could feel her breath on my face. This is just how immersive VR porn is. Moreover, you’re moving all over the place. You’re reaching out to caress asses, massage boobs and stroke genitals. I didn’t think I would be so intrigued. It really is likely the most interactive porn experience you will ever have.

Picking a VR Headset

Now, in terms of VR and regular porn, there are comparisons to make. Yes, indulging in virtual sex will cost a bit more at the beginning. You’ll have to purchase equipment, which in this case is the headset. Whether you go for cardboard porn or higher tech Oculus Rift porn, it’s still an added cost to consider. As for the site, you’re likely already spending on a monthly membership, so that should stay the same. If you need more info on gear and resources, check out this VR Porn Guide for Dummies. It’s a good place to start if you’re a noob like myself.

Getting Set For Immersive Sex

Remember to think about clean-up. Keep the wipes/tissues/lube within arm’s reach. You’re not going to want to get your goggles all sticky. If you’re a old porn pro, you likely already know this, but this is a new trick, so maybe all older dogs need a refresher. Moreover, not that you always want to plan your personal sexy time, but these vr porn videos can be bigger than the average and need time to download. Storage and time are important factors here.

Apart from acquiring the right props, you’ll have to think of location. Why is this? Well, you have a device strapped to your face, so you can’t see nor hear, so if a parent, sibling, roomie, partner, etc, comes busting in on you, you might have some ‘splaining to do. If you live alone and want to choke the chicken or flick the bean, this will obviously not be a factor. Do it as you normally would – pants around the ankles, right out in the open. As for position, I’m thinking it depends on the scene. Go with the flow. Do what feels right. Just be careful with moving around the room. Perhaps a clearing of items in the immediate surroundings is a good idea in case you get really into it. You know that moment when you knock your kneecap into the bed frame and want to immediately die? Yeah, there’s one way to ruin the mood. On second thought, maybe staying stationery is the way to go.

Trust In Paul

OK, so what about the sites themselves? I already mentioned one and NaughtyAmerica is a porn juggernaut, so you know they’re a trustworthy source. However, I did a bit of research and found this site (run by a guy named Paul) that lists more new virtual reality porn sites for straight, gay and trans niches. You’re looking at about $25 a month if you want to go the pay site route. He also lists some “teledildonics” sites if you’re interested in more sexy tech. I’ve never had anyone else remotely control a toy in my hoo-ha, so we’ll see how that goes. You gotta hand it to the adult industry. If you build it, they will cum. Oh, what a wonderful world.