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Until Death Do Us Part

A young woman married and had two girls, but then her husband died. She soon married again and had seven more daughters. Alas, that husband died, too. She then remarried a third time and before her last...
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A Very Lovely Pair

A gentleman suitor decides to buy his new young lady a pair of gloves for Christmas - after all, they've only known each other for three weeks, but knowing that they won't see each other until New Year's Eve,...
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‘Twas The Night Before XXXMas

'Twas the night before Christmas, and inside my home, Were six pretty pornstars all wanting to bone. I wasn’t that hung, but they didn’t quite care, They needed some penis and mine was right...
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Abracadabra!

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and...
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Figuratively – Not Literally!

A husband and wife went to visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife spoke to the counselor alone. The counselor started by asking her, "You say you've been married 20 years, so what seems to be the...