Wishing You a Very Happy Valentine's Day

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February 14, 2013

Wishing You a Very Happy Valentine's Day
Image courtesy of HDLove.

Okay, this Valentine's Day post will go one of two ways. I can either gush about love or I can unleash an embittered tirade about a "holiday" that makes single people feel like they're hideous and unloveable because they don't have someone sending them a card or making them dinner or buying them presents or locking them in fuzzy handcuffs. I think I'll go with option 1, although I'm sure option 2 would be more entertaining. Doesn't everyone love hearing about a single female's mishaps with love and sex? Maybe I should call Katherine Heigl and Jennifer Love Hewitt and we can have a girl-to-girl chat over banana daiquiris. Or maybe I should purchase myself a subscription to HDLove and get my own freak on tonight. Nothing says "I love me" like treating my eyes to hours of hardcore porn. ;)

HDLove makes a pretty lofty promise on its tour page. It claims to have the "world's highest quality erotica." Erotica is a funny word. You mention that to some of my male friends and their eyes kind of glaze over. They think everything is super tender and gentle and all they want to see is a raunchy threesomes where two babes give a dude a blowjob and he spews all over their faces, but not before screwing them both deep and hard. Well, fear not, as is this site gives you that as well as straight drillings and lesbian sex.

There are currently 18 episodes and yes, the quality is very high. You're looking at a screen size of 1920x1080 and the playback is amazing. Apart from a gorgeous movie, each episode also consists of a high-res photo set. And these galleries aren't tiny. You can look forward to over 400 snaps in one gallery. Good thing they give you those Zip downloads, or I might not come out of my den for days.

The preview images show you sensual massages between two women, a girl spreading her legs to show you a creamy present from her lover and numerous chicks with their chests covered in spunk. The main snag right now is that there isn't really much of a collection, but it will definitely make my Valentine's day a whole lot happier. The site is updating sporadically, though, and it looks like you can expect between two and five new episodes in a month's time. There are also some bonus videos from Muffia.

So, yes there's not much to see, but considering I get access to the collection for a whole month for just under 10 bucks fills me with love for HD Love. Hell, that costs less than many typical Valentine's Day gifts. And do flowers last for a month? No. Will porn add ten pounds to your waistline like those German chocolate truffles? Nope. I think you know what to do. Happy Self-Love Day, people.

Posted by April Scott at February 14, 2013 6:30 AM

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