Why Aren't All Celebs Naked?

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August 29, 2011

 Why Aren't All Celebs Naked?
Image courtesy of Celeb Matrix.

There seems to be a rite of passage in Hollywood that goes as follows: capture our hearts on-screen, pose on the red carpet, accidentally flash us pussy and/or breasts, star in a sex tape. Anybody who's anybody has done it, but I'm still left scouring the Internet for hours at a time, because of the brainless idiot who thinks it's a good idea to leave her clothes on. How selfish of these few exceptions! I want my celebs nakes at all times, darn it! Luckily for me, I know of a few celebrity porn sites out there that focus on all the naughty adventures our famous stars get up to, from their Oscar-winning love scenes to a Celebs Private Scenes that she filmed on a camcorder.

One of those sites includes Celeb Matrix. No, it's not a porno in which Keanu Reeves cums all over a bunch of famous chicks (though I'd pay good money to see what variation of "whoa" he'd say while in the midst of an orgasm). It's actually a site filled with celebs naked from just about every medium, including film and the music industry. This amounts to over 2,575 movies and more than 2,660 photo galleries. They cover everything from hardcore, homemade sex films to American Idol appearances. You can stream and download all the vids in assortment of file formats, the best of which offer excellent-quality playback. Meanwhile, the images, which include red carpet walks, paparazzi snapshots and more, are often high-res images that always come downloadable in Zip folders.

You'll want to check out Celebs Private Scenes, too. That's because it's got over 590 videos. They come divided into three sections, one of which comprises only movies that are in HD (the ones in the other sections still look good, too). You also get about 140 picture sets, including a section devoted to wardrobe malfunctions. While they're not high-res shots, they still look good and come in Zip files.

Mr Skin has been a favorite of many for some time now and it's no surprise why that is. Unlike the other sites I just mentioned, there are actually no photo galleries. However, it does have well over 46,200 movies and 156,000 screen cap sets. You can stream the movies and download them in a few different sizes, with the best ones being in HD. To help you search through that plethora of celebrity porn is a function that lets you search by body features (such as big tits, brown hair, etc). Each celeb has a model bio and each movie a synopsis, and there's also a user forum and celebrity news section.

Posted by Adam Strong at August 29, 2011 1:01 AM

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