Who Is Better At Sex? Xbox, PS3, Wii or PC Gamers?

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April 10, 2013

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Image courtesy of MountCleverist via Reddit.com.

Okay, I know what you're thinking: Do gamers even have sex (that isn't virtual)? Well, get your head out of 1993, folks, because if you hadn't noticed, nerds rule the world and in some respects being a nerd is almost cool. So, yes, they are getting dates and one would assume between World of Warcraft quests and Halo missions having sex. But the question still remains: Who is better at it?

Well, VoucherCodesPro.co.uk conducted a very simple study to find out. They polled over 1,700 people who have partners who regularly play video games and they asked them point blank, "How would you rate your partner in the bedroom?" And the winner is... Xbox gamers!

It must be all those Kinect games that force players to get up off the couch and use their entire body because, according to their partners, 54% of Xbox gamers are "good" or better in the boudoir, with 22% getting an "excellent" rating.

Now, you would think that all the button-pressing involved in gaming of all sorts would at least create a group of people who were good with their hands (and fingers). But if that is the case, it isn't enough to get a strong review from their partners, as overall only 27% of gamers received a "good" review and only 11% got an "excellent" rating. On the other side of the scale, 26% got an "average" review and 20% were called "below average" by their partners.

Sticking with our gamer theme, here's a pretty funny vid for you:

So while Xbox gamers have something new to add to their trash-talk repertoire (besides all the racist, homophobic and generally offensive stuff that normally gets tossed around), who needs to put away the games and learn how to press their partner's buttons? Which gamers scored the worst?

With only 3% of them getting the "excellent" tag and a slightly better, but still pathetic, 8% being called "very good" by their partners, the worst lovers in the gaming universe are... PC Gamers (insert joke about "best graphics but least happy lovers" here).

For more nerds and sex, check out these sites: NerdPervert and NerdHard.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at April 10, 2013 1:01 AM

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