What's the Worst Thing You Can Do After Cutting Off Your Own Penis?

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November 1, 2013

What's the Worst Thing You Can Do After Cutting Off Your Own Penis?
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Yang Hu is a 26-year-old man from Jiaxing, China. Supposedly he became so depressed by his lack of a girlfriend that he went ahead and cut off his own penis. Personally, that sounds a little counterintuitive, and it sounds like Yang Hu agrees given that shortly after chopping it off he had second thoughts and rushed to the hospital. Well, actually, he biked there as fast as he could - to get it reattached.

So I walk or bike to work every morning and I like to listen to music and podcasts while I do so. I have my music and podcast apps right on my phone so all I need are my headphones and I am good to go. But the other morning, in my rush to get out of the house, I found myself halfway down the block from my apartment when I realized that I had left my headphones at home. At that point I had to run back to my place and get them.

It was a little annoying and I got to work a couple minutes late because of it. But I also know that I learned from that and that from now on I will check to make sure I have my headphones before I leave the house. Which brings us back to Mr. Yang Hu.

You see, folks, Yang biked to the hospital to get his penis reattached, but he forgot one thing: HIS PENIS! Yup, he biked all the way there without his cock, which meant he had to bike all the way back home to get it and then bike back with it. However, by the time he finally got to the hospital with his dismembered member the doctors told him that it had been without blood for too long and would be impossible to reattach!

Hopefully, Yang learned from that and won't forget it the next time.

Now check out this very odd music video (the naked Japanese men fan-dancing starts around the 50-second mark):

Now check out these porn sites that have nothing to do with cut-off penises: Big Booty Candids, FTVGirls and HandsOnHardcore.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at November 1, 2013 1:01 AM

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