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What is More Important Than Sex?

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March 24, 2014

Facebook More Important Than Sex
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My gut response to that question is NOTHING! But then I thought about the things that one needs to actually survive and I understood that sex can't be at the top of the can't-live-without list. What might surprise you though is where it does end up on that list and what ends up ranking higher and lower. So let us take a look at this list before we discuss it, shall we?

Mobile Phones Are More Important Than Sex
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What really caught my attention when I looked at that list wasn't how low "sex" was on it. Rather it was the first two items on the list: "food" and "car."

Maybe it's because I don't have a car that I just don't get how important they are to people, but if someone told me that I could drive to work and never have sex or internet access or a mobile phone, or I could have all those things, but I would have to take public transportation, well, you would see me the next day having sex and then jumping on the bus to go to work while surfing the internet on my phone.

As for the "food" one, my shock is with how it's only 73%. What that implies is that 27% of American adults think they could live without food. Either that or they feel they need something else so much more that being able to have it for even a short period of time (until they die of starvation) is worth it.

The other odd thing about the list is the item right under "sex." Now, don't get me wrong, I love GPS so I get people's need for their navigation systems. However, what I want to know is if the people who put it as something they couldn't live without know that they have a fully functional GPS/navigation system on their smartphone? My only guess is that those 8% are people without smartphones. At least I hope that no one with a smartphone wasted their vote on "navigation system."

Now let's watch some pole-dancing robots:

And now to bring it all back around, here are some sites featuring sex and cars: BangBus and WhoreWagon.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at March 24, 2014 6:30 AM

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