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January 11, 2006

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, God Bless America! I just read a press release from OhMobile of Carson City, Nevada about a new broadband channel service with a difference.

Here in Canada, we've already gotten tons of ads about getting TV or the internet on your cellular phone, but the emphasis has been mostly on getting the latest news, traffic reports, weather and sports. Leave it to an enterprising American named Jason Edwards to offer content that's more stimulating than say merely putting your phone to vibrate and calling your own number repeatedly. Not that I've ever done that, of course... okay, once a long time ago but I was alone in the office, the job was boring and it was a pager not a cell phone.

Nevertheless, I digress, the new venture broadcasts video 24 hours a day, seven days a week featuring multiple niche adult content. The first channels rolled out were Penthouse Pet Aimee Sweet, solo goddess Princess Cameron and the CECash network's Mobilerotica channel.

"I am thrilled to be offered my own mobile television channel. Technology offerings are moving so fast, I can't believe it." Aimee Sweet proudly proclaims. "I look forward to being even more available to my fans."

Another channel recently launched was the D-Money Show featuring the sexploits and wild adult industry lifestyle of D$, the self-proclaimed PIMP of internet porn. As the host and founder of the biggest party in town "The Players Ball", D$ and a host of more mainstream celebrities including Cypress Hill, Ice T, Digital Underground and Snoop Dogg show us how it is to keep it real while really being pimp'in.

All and all it sounds great. You can join the service from over 240 countries, but a word to the wise. Definitely check out what kind of internet access plan you have with your mobile phone company. I used to work for one of the major players in Canada and they charged a satndard rate of around five cents a kilobyte, which adds up fast. Without an appropriate discount package, enjoying porn on your cell phone might be fun in the moment but leave you screwed later .

Posted by Will Peters at January 11, 2006 1:47 AM

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