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October 4, 2006

Pussy Camel has Two Moist Humps

A friend sent me an email forward with a JPEG with a title reminiscent of Mr Camel Toe. The message said to look closely. When I opened it, it was a candid shot of a pretty girl standing somewhere along a canal in front of a sidewalk cafe. She was cute but her loose fitting pants didn't show much.

Then I reread the filename, it said manmel not camel. Sure enough, off to one side behind the hot chick was a skinny dude. Let's just say Joe the Manmel Toe must have been smoking something other than cigarettes when he bought those pants. Although it looked painful to me, he seemed to be enjoying his pressed meat friction.

It released a repressed memory. In high school, in my class for supposedly gifted students, we were all geeks and nerds. We'd meet at the tables in the library. One super skinny dude in the group always wore jeans so tight the inseam sent one testicle left, the other one right. If he approached us while sitting, it put his split peas eyelevel. No word of a lie, his last name was Nutsel - I pronounced it Nuts Ow!

Luckily, although I can't erase these bad memories, the MrCamelToe images do help me recall happier times, specifically a tasty co-worker babe from my call center days. She had this thing for ebony fellows, so I never stood a chance of catching her attention but she certainly caught mine and everyone else's.

She claimed she went black and was never coming back because black fellows appreciated her top and bottom-heavy curves more. She loved to wear low-cut blouses and tight, often light-colored, pants. Besides great cleavage and a big round tap-worthy ass, she often suffered from camel toe.

Actually, it was the rest of us suffering since from the back her thong panties were always showing and from the front, mounds of sweet looking pussy made the excitement keep growing. I still dream of the day I saw her coming in one rainy day without an umbrella. Wet camel toes easily wash away traumatic memories of nerdy Nutsel's nut show.

Posted by Will Peters at October 4, 2006 12:08 PM

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