May 4, 2013
Her Wet Camel Toe Is Awesome
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You know what's better than a chick with a camel toe? That would be a chick with a wet camel toe, of course. As I write this, the public indoor pool I sometimes use is now open to the public for more than just training events and swimming competitions. This means a lot more women are there and a bunch of them don't both adjusting their bathing suits after they slide up their pussies while swimming. There's a ton of hot porn scenes that focus on camel toes in panties and tight sweat pants, but I don't think I've ever seen one focused on swimsuit camel toes. It almost seems like something you'd see on NudeSportVideos.
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November 10, 2012
Bizarre Porn Sites
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There are so many porn sites out there these days that it really isn't easy for any one site to stand out amongst the pack. That said, there are some website that have managed to do just that and a number of them have done so by offering some truly weird porn. Today, I'll be introducing you to three of the most bizarre porn sites that I can think of and I want to start by telling you about ItsReal, because it's one of my personal favorites.
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October 17, 2012
Bologna, a Bloody Tampon and Small Penises
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Personally, I am not a big fan of bologna, but I have also never had the bologna sandwiches at the Palm Bay, Florida, jail. And according to Christine Lee Brown they are really, really good.
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August 8, 2012
That Bizarre Tube May Not Be a Dildo
Image courtesy of The Minion.
Remember those graduated cylinders we used to measure liquids back in Senior High? Apparently, they also make for good sex toys. Also, a weird sex lover and close friend of mine insists that they let you know exactly how much lady juice and/or cum you're pouring all over your toes while you try to eat a banana without chewing it first. No, I did not just make that bizarre tube fetish up. It may be unconventional, but Its Real. Today, we'll be talking about sites that offer other kinds of smut that aren't exactly common scenes.
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June 13, 2012
Weird Shocking Videos to Make Your Head Spin
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Not everybody realizes this, but there's more to being a porn reviewer than just watching famous pornstars having sex. I've been working here for more than two and a half years now and, in that time, I've also seen my fair share of some pretty weird sex. Being the newest of our reviewers, I end up having to watch weird shocking videos more often than I do the super glamorous ones. That's not a complaint, though, because some of this smut is actually really cool, other times it's really fun and other times still it ends up being the bizarreness of it all that makes the action so hot and appealing. Take The Minion for example.
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April 28, 2012
Bizarre Porn Is Hotter Than You Think
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For those that don't get off on that strange and unusual, I've compiled a list of bizarre porn sites (a very small list, but one nonetheless) of sites that, despite having some off-putting characteristics, still make us cum like nobody's business. Why is that? Well, some use humor, others defy nature and others just up a little creep factor that makes us kind of disturbed and perhaps weirdly aroused at the same time. If you know a bit about weird porn, then you actually might be familiar with some of these websites. The Minion is at the head of this list and speaking of "head" (as in penis), he's got a pretty tiny one.
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April 4, 2012
Pissed Off Coworkers Discover IT Guy Urinating On Their Chairs
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Last night I was at home having an after-dinner espresso and watching TV. Everything was good until I felt the urge to urinate. I was sitting on my couch, not more than 10 feet from my bathroom (obviously, I wasn't one of the three Mega Millions winners), but I didn't want to go.
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February 25, 2012
I Need Bizarre Porn Videos
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When I started this job, I used to blush when I wrote the word "cum" or "cock," but now it's a different story. See, I just lately celebrated my third anniversary at this job and I think I can safely (like REALLY safely) say I've seen it all when it comes to what is considered adult entertainment. Quite frankly, the mainstream stuff bores me these days. I can actually eat my yogurt quite calmly while watching a woman squeeze out her prolapsed anus. There's lube and goop and all sorts of weird substances coming up outta there, but I don't even flinch. Is that going too far? I can never tell. In any case, the sites I am about to introduce you to are nowhere near that kind of intensity. They feature bizarre porn videos, but they fall more into the unbelievable weird porn category more than the slightly disturbing one. We begin with The Minion.
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January 19, 2012
A Guy's Bum Gun, A Girl and Two Vagina Places
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Hazel Jones, a 27-year-old hottie from the town of High Wycombe in the U.K., has a condition that gives a whole new meaning to the term "double vag." For those of you unfamiliar with it, since it is used in the porn world, I can tell you that it refers to the sexual act of a woman taking two cocks inside her vagina at the same time. For Hazel, however, it is a literal description of what is going on between her legs. This babe has two vaginas!
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October 12, 2011
How Do You Like These Bizarre Insertions?
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I have been doing this porn reviewing thing for a while now, so it takes quite a bit to impress me when it comes to regular old hardcore fucking. I've seen the anal, the messy gagging blowjobs, peeing and the like and I'be kind of got the "been there, done that." Ok, maybe I haven't done that, but I've seen it over and over and over and it's starting to be a little bit of a bore. The one thing that always manages to make me sit and take notice are sites with bizarre insertions. These women can take amazing items up their holes and I sit riveted to my screen each and every time. These sites go into our bizarre porn category because they were different and no one was doing it. Well, sites are doing it now and Freak Fuckers is one of them.
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September 29, 2011
Flipper Fucker: Man Writes Book about Sex with a Dolphin
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When most guys think of dolphin sex, we think of fucking a chick from behind while laying on top of her with her legs closed and then quickly pulling out and sticking it in her ass, causing her to make an "eek eek" sound (a dolphin noise). But when Malcolm Brenner thinks of dolphin sex he thinks about actually fucking a dolphin.
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August 22, 2011
Watching A Bizarre Sex Video Is Totally Normal
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I've seen some pretty weird porn in my days and that's not just because I review it for a living (Best. Job. Ever!), either. It's also because I just love it. In this day and age, niches like reality smut and extreme hardcore or BDSM isn't as unique as it once used to be. By this I mean that it takes a really bizarre sex video to truly catch our attentions. So that secretary taking a DP from her boss and coworkers? Still hot, but it's nowhere near as shocking as what you'd see on sites like The Minion.
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April 22, 2011
Let's Get Into Some Bizarre Sex
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So, I review porn for a living. Not a newsflash for any of you really, but I can get a little bored at times. What? Getting bored of porn? It is just that a lot of it is so predictable. Guy comes on to girl, she reacts favorably (which bestows such wonderful names on her, which I won't repeat, but c'mon, just because a gal like to have sex doesn't mean she deserves a title like that) and then she goes down on him, he maneuvers her in all sorts of positions and then cums all over her waiting face. What? Me? Bitter? No way! What I am trying to say is that there are some sites out there that give you some bizarre sex that tickles your funny bone as well as your privates. You can get your first dose of bizarre porn on The Minion.
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April 19, 2011
My Growing Long Hair Fetish
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Having a hair fetish is called trichophilia. First, before the porn (stop groaning), I am going to hit you with a little history of the long hair fetish. It's actually rooted in ancient Greece and beauty and strength were associated with long tresses. Okay, history lesson over. Now, take out your Science books. Hair length is supposed to be also related to female attractiveness and the quality and length of said hair acts as a sign of the lady's youth, health and potential for reproduction.
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April 6, 2011
A Man, His Wife, And 240 Sex Dolls
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March 30, 2011
Is That Heroin And $51.22 In Your Vagina, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?!
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Karin Mackaliunas is kind of like MacGyver. Her last name begins with the letters "Mac" and she likes to use everyday objects to help her get out of jams. MacGyver once used a paperclip to disarm a missile and Mackaliunas once used her vagina as a purse for drugs and money.
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March 29, 2011
Airing Your Dirty Sock Fetish
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You may just toss your dirty socks in the hamper when you get home, but there are some folks out there that would pay good money to get their hands (and other body parts) on them. We all pretty much know about the foot fetish. Well, there are others who aren't so interested in the feet... when they're barefoot. Slap a pair of socks on those tootsies and you have the attention of every fetishist in the place. And some sock fetishists like their socks like they like their martinis. Dirty.
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March 21, 2011
Read My Lips: I Love Lipstick
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Watching a lady apply her lipstick can be a very erotic experience and it can really be the ultimate turn-on. Slowly and deliberately, they swipe the glossy wand or tube across their soft lips. The flesh bends and blushes under its touch and the skin comes alive with hushed pinks, just-bitten reds and tawny browns. Whether you like to watch people apply it or get aroused when you put it on yourself, it's safe to say that you, my darling, have a lipstick fetish.
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March 4, 2011
Zombie Sex: Apocalypse And The Consenting Dead
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Workplace etiquette keeps most people from having truly interesting discussions on the job, but for better or for worse, there's seemingly nothing that's taboo in our office - including zombie porn. As such, we here at Rabbit's Reviews often have talks about stuff that you just wouldn't mention in any other office. Recently, we got to discussing what would happen if the zombie apocalypse should befall us, could said undead consent to having sexual relations with the living.
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February 23, 2011
These Are Some Bizarre Vaginal Insertions
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I've been called some pretty weird names in my lifetime. "Horizontally challenged" (is that a fat joke or an ED thing?), a "Nerfherder" (that one's a Star Wars reference), an "Edward Cullen fanatic" (I'm on Team Jacob, thank you very much!)... The list goes on. But one thing that always throws me for a loop is being accused of liking weird porn whenever I look at a DP scene or BDSM. I've seen some pretty Bizarre vaginal insertions in my time, so things like rough sex isn't what you should be calling weird. After all, doubling up on a babe is almost vanilla sex when compared to the weirdness on sites like Freak Fuckers.
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December 15, 2010
Wack Off To Weird Sex
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A lot of porn sites out there give you the same old song and dance (or rub and tug) and a gal can get tired of seeing the same thing over and over again. How is one expected to cum again and again if you're always watching the same kind of porn? This is why knowledge of weird sex sites is key! When you tire of the same old banging scenes, you can look up a bizarre porn site like Vaginal Sucker and tug to a different tune!
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October 5, 2010
Bizarre Porn Is The Answer To When Everything Tastes Vanilla
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The other day I was watching Total Recall and started sporting a chubby when the chick with three tits flashed Schwarzenegger. Laugh all you want, but I know I'm not the only one after checking out some of the weird sex that's available on that World Wide Web of ours. For example, Its Real even stars a three-boobied beauty! So whenever my gal pal's two-tittied chest starts to taste a little vanilla, I hit the Net and check out some bizarre porn.
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October 4, 2010
Pussy Sex: No Ifs, Ands or Butts
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If there one thing sacred to a woman, it's her ladies. Many would love to know what goes in those conversations when the hot chicks get together with a few bottles of wine. Men, sex, shopping all get discussed of course. But what happens when a few single chicks get together? Men yes. Shopping yes, but the sex part is usually replaced by the sex toy. Hey, just because a babe doesn't have a real dick around doesn't mean she goes without the pussy sex! Neither do the gals on Give Me Pink.
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July 13, 2010
Set Your Sights On Some Weird Sites
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My girlfriend often makes smoothies for me and she offered me one just yesterday. When she asked me what kind I wanted, I told her that I'd like an Ass Smoothie. She responded to that with a puzzled look, so I pulled out my laptop and introduced her to one of the many weird sites that I've encountered while working for Rabbits Reviews. Read on and I'll tell you a bit about this bizarre porn site too.
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May 24, 2010
Bizarre Porn For A Bizarre World
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I love when the topic of weird porn comes up in a conversation . I know what you're thinking, "how often does that topic come up in a conversation?" Well, when you do what I do, people tend to ask about stuff, ok? That question usually is what is the weirdest thing I've seen? I've seen quite a bit of bizarre porn since having this kind of job, so I thought I would go through a few of my faves, such as Extreme Holly.
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January 14, 2010
Whacking It To Weird Sex Scenes
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Talking about the same kind of sex can get a little tedious, so I asked a friend for some inspiration. And holy heck, did he give me some! He's apparently some kind of porno guru. His XXX collection is endless and included more than its fair share of weird sex sites. From BDSM and extreme insertions to more mainstream blowjob, pornstar and amateur material, he's really seen (and got it) all. So, this being said, he was able to recommend some more bizarre sex sites for me to pass on to all of you. So, let's begin with Its Real.
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October 30, 2009
Sexy Halloween Porn
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It's easy to assume that playing dress up is just for cosplay fetishists, sexy uniform junkies and those who like to trick or treat once a year. This year, get your freak on with some Freaky Halloween Porn, weird, wild scenarios that do more than tap juicy asses and pussies, they tap the depths of imagination for the strangest sex play you can come up with. Freak Fuckers is the place to start if you want to dive face first into hardcore Halloween porn.
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October 31, 2008
'Tis The Season For Weird Porn
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All through my neighborhood, decorations are up for Halloween which this year is on a Friday. I'm looking forward to getting into my shortest naughty nurse outfit, my shiniest thigh-high boots and giving my sweetie the late-night exam he so deserves. A costumed marathon that comes upon us every year needs a warm up, so this week I'm recommending my favorite weird sex sites. Not only will the foamy lather on Ass Smoothie will definitely change your mind about fountain sodas, but weird porn sites all over can give you extra inspiration this October 31st.
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September 17, 2008
Bizarre Sex Scenarios
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Have you ever heard of the Old Hag? If not, let me fill you in. Basically, the Old Hag is an evil spirit who is supposed to sit on a person's chest as they sleep and send them nightmares. Often the person can feel the Hag's weight pressing down on them and her presence makes it difficult for the victim to either move or breathe. I've never had a Sleep Invasion by the Old hag myself, but let me just state that if some woman, ghostly or otherwise, decides that she's going to climb on top of me while I'm sleeping, it had better be for some kinky, weird sex or I'll just be pissed.
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January 9, 2008
Sexy Girls Drinking Piss
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These girls aim to please, so you aim too, please, when you drain your piss all over their pretty bodies. Gorgeous, young faces look up at you with anticipation and desire, waiting for that hot stream of liquid gold to drench them in satisfyingly hot piss. You'll drain your bladder and then your balls as you watch sexy girls drinking piss. Maybe they can't hold it anymore and they just have to go pee wherever they are. Sometimes they make it to the toilet, sometimes they don't. Sometimes they piss in their panties and the warm, yellow liquid drips down their legs. You'll find it all in our Peeing Porn section.
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December 6, 2007
Loving Weird Porn
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Looking for something unusual to satisfy a craving that can't be sated with regular run of the mill porn? Feel like taking a walk on the wild side? Our Bizarre Porn section features a wide variety of weird porn and strange fantasies. There are babes that are tied up, chicks that stuff strange objects in their pussy and ass and filthy fornicators that rub their pussies raw with robotic fuck-toys. Try a little something new or find the porn you love in Bizarre Porn.
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May 11, 2007
Talking Dirty
When I was younger, I would often fall prey to loads of verbal abuse from my peers. I never quite fit in and they made my social awkwardness abundantly clear. They would often even say things such as, I was a loser, I was weird and that I'd never belong. Maybe that's why I find it interesting to read about The English Manor. You can listen to audio files in which its star Mistress Sidonia verbally berates you for being worthless human being.
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March 8, 2007
Extreme Girls Gone Wild!
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Ladies and gentlemen, the world of adult entertainment is filled with some crazy porn stars! Extreme girls are everywhere, assuming you have a moderate view of what the average person would consider “extreme.” However, porn has its own version of the hardest of hardcore stars. From numerous conversations I’ve had doing interviews with performers, there are a handful of names that keep coming up. Sandra Romain and Belladonna have been made famous in the video world, but online is a little different. As weird as it is to say, the top three extreme girls are all really good friends. They have sister-sites, all part of the Extreme Girls Network, that are all connected in more ways than one. Think you know the trio I’m talking about? Keep reading and see…
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February 1, 2007
Bizzare Videos and Much, Much More
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Rabbits Reviews really opened my eyes to everything that’s out there when it comes to adult entertainment. All you have to do is check out the multitude of categories listed here and you’ll see what I mean. There were a lot of categories that I had little experience with such as squirting porn, nude preggo pussy and a lot of the sites found in the fetish porn category. However, the one that interested me the most, and still does to this day, is the bizarre porn niche.
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January 30, 2007
Midget Porn Memories
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Size is sexy. For me, the sexiest of all sizes comes in the smallest of packages. There’s a lot to love with little people! I know I’m not alone when I look at the various adult entertainment sites out there featuring midgets. I think my first encounter with midget porn came at a strip club. I was sitting in the dark, with the rest of the goons, when this sexy little lady rambled up to me. She brought with her a huge bundle of sass and won me over with her charm and cute little ass. It was there, on that fateful night, that my love of naked midgets began!
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October 31, 2005
Halloween Porn
Porn for a dark, fall night.
Growing up in North America, October 31st has always been a time of costume parties for me, or at least dressing up and collecting every kind of candy that my younger self could possibly handle, which never seemed to be enough. For others in the world, November 1st is still celebrated as All Saints Day to commemorate those souls that are temporarily held up in purgatory. Of course over in Europe, they get a day off from work. Here we simply celebrate. In any case, because of the day I thought I'd try to recommend some porn sites that have some sort of a Halloween feel, unfortunately, there aren't a lot of sites around, though.
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