Wacky Sex Laws
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September 15, 2005
Being a porn reviewer and writer, I often come across some really odd stuff, and
I'm not talking about the pizza guy delivering much more than just the extra sausage
nor am I talking pygmy hardcore. The really weird sex stuff seems to lie at the
heart of our own culture, particularly in our laws.
Some laws are so damn ridiculous that you have to wonder if they were made
while lawmakers were on some wicked mescaline trip, or at the very least while
they were all completely drunk.
For example, it is said that in Washington, D.C. it is illegal to have sex
in any position other than missionary. That would be news to just about every
politician, particularly former President Clinton. I'm surprised the whole city
isn't under house arrest!
California, while I love the state, doesn't just offer us loads of porn and
wacky people vying to become the next state Governor. There are a couple of
things that you need to remember when you are visiting that state. First of
all, don’t cheat on your spouse because unlike Arkansas, where the fine
is a mere twenty bucks, in California the fine is a thousand dollars, and up
to a year in prison. More importantly, remember that if you have sex with Satan
in Bakersfield, California, then you must use a condom! This was particularly
amusing, not simply because it is so insane, but the assumption is that Satan
is gay.
I don't know how true these things are, but it was one of the more amusing
things that I happened upon today. Certainly, antiquated and hilarious laws
exist, and I'm surprised that many of them haven't been stricken from the books.
Then again, they probably continue to exist just to add a bit of humour to our
lives.
Posted by sloth at September 15, 2005 2:51 PM
Well, of course Satan is gay. Don't you ever watch Southpark? :)
Posted by: Jeff at October 3, 2007 3:07 PM
Oral sex is illegal in the state of virginia, that's pretty wacky, stupid more like
Shame on you, World.
P.S.: Fact:
1.) The world is Bible Wacked!
Posted by: Ava at November 18, 2007 11:35 PM
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