Wacky Sex Laws

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September 15, 2005

Being a porn reviewer and writer, I often come across some really odd stuff, and I'm not talking about the pizza guy delivering much more than just the extra sausage nor am I talking pygmy hardcore. The really weird sex stuff seems to lie at the heart of our own culture, particularly in our laws.

Some laws are so damn ridiculous that you have to wonder if they were made while lawmakers were on some wicked mescaline trip, or at the very least while they were all completely drunk.

For example, it is said that in Washington, D.C. it is illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary. That would be news to just about every politician, particularly former President Clinton. I'm surprised the whole city isn't under house arrest!

California, while I love the state, doesn't just offer us loads of porn and wacky people vying to become the next state Governor. There are a couple of things that you need to remember when you are visiting that state. First of all, don’t cheat on your spouse because unlike Arkansas, where the fine is a mere twenty bucks, in California the fine is a thousand dollars, and up to a year in prison. More importantly, remember that if you have sex with Satan in Bakersfield, California, then you must use a condom! This was particularly amusing, not simply because it is so insane, but the assumption is that Satan is gay.

I don't know how true these things are, but it was one of the more amusing things that I happened upon today. Certainly, antiquated and hilarious laws exist, and I'm surprised that many of them haven't been stricken from the books. Then again, they probably continue to exist just to add a bit of humour to our lives.

Posted by sloth at September 15, 2005 2:51 PM

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Well, of course Satan is gay. Don't you ever watch Southpark? :)

Posted by: Jeff at October 3, 2007 3:07 PM

Oral sex is illegal in the state of virginia, that's pretty wacky, stupid more like

Shame on you, World.

P.S.: Fact:

1.) The world is Bible Wacked!

Posted by: Ava at November 18, 2007 11:35 PM

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