Vibrating Cock Rings

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February 11, 2006

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I see that Trojan, the condom maker, is now selling a vibrating penis ring. For those of you who don't know, this is an elastic ring that slips around the base of your cock and has a little vibrator attached to it. It's hard to tell from the product photo, but usually they have a battery pack/controller attached to them by a wire so it doesn't get in the way of insertion. You slip the ring over your tool, hit the switch, and supposedly turn yourself into a human vibrator. Supposedly.

I played around with these years ago. After all, the idea seems great. Women love vibrators. Vibrators make them come. Therefore, if I turn my cock into a vibrator, women will love it when we have sex.

Unfortunately, there are problems. For one thing, women find the sight of a man fitting a vibrating ring to his cock pretty amusing, if not downright laughable, and a woman laughing at my cock is rarely the prelude to great sex.

Then there's the fact that your cock is simply not a vibrator. It's not made of hard plastic, nor does it have the vibrating motor at the tip where it would do the most good. Trying to get the head to vibrate by wearing something at the base is kind of like trying to wag a dog's tail by shaking its head. The effect is rather muted. One partner described it as feeling like someone was playing a kazoo inside her pussy. Again, not a harbinger of great sex.

But still, the idea is so appealing that I might just try it again. The Trojan model only costs ten bucks. Maybe I just need to find a girl who won't laugh when I slip it on.

Posted by rabbit at February 11, 2006 4:59 AM

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True, but Im going to give it a crack anyway!

Posted by: skatdan at June 17, 2007 2:49 AM

yes...well if ur well endowed..slip 2 on and have ur way with her...ha...just letting u know..ur n for quite a treat...well she is..;)

Posted by: me at November 4, 2007 9:11 AM

These things really work great. I used it on my ex g/f and she was squirting in no time . Usually takes her some work, but the iwas great.

Posted by: chuck at February 10, 2008 7:24 AM

isn't there some chance the condom will break?
or is it a low vibration setting?

Posted by: Anonymous at July 27, 2008 6:11 PM

Fuck alla yall.....ime he teacher, the leader who will save the world of girls....NO1 qoute it "NO ONE" can compare to the ONE.
Um im so special...my dick is a vibrator.

Posted by: The One at August 2, 2008 2:37 AM

This so unique.. It's fascinating imagine using this together with your partner the climax it self so great. I this one is really effective to make girls gone wild. :)

Posted by: sarah at October 21, 2009 8:01 AM

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