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March 29, 2014

Turn The Lights Off And Get Your Freak On For Earth Hour 2014
Image courtesy of BangBus.

Happy Saturday, folks! So today is when Earth Hour takes place this year. For those who have no idea what that is, it's when everyone around the world shuts off all their lights and unplugs their electronics from 8:30pm to 9:30pm or else the trees go on a global murder spree. Just kidding, it's supposed to be really good for the environment and get us to talk to each other instead of surfing the Internet all night. I don't know about you, but I don't like the idea of being cut off from my porn collection for that long (fact: there are 60 entire minutes in one hour alone). Luckily I managed to find a loophole: mobile porn sites! Since the rules just say that all your electronics need to be unplugged, as long as I'm not charging my smart phone while using it, I can do my part to save the flowers while still jerking off to the content on FlowerTucciMobile. So tell Captain Planet he can suck it!

If I correctly understand how greenhouse gases impact the environment, all that power being saved tonight means whoever's in charge of the ozone layer will agree to a ceasefire and stop blasting us with UV radiation. That means less forest fires, which in turn means Smokey will finally shut the hell up. Everybody wins! After all, the only burning bushes you should be interested in are those seen on HotBushMobile. And yes, this can be one of the sites you could (make that should) check out tonight during Earth Hour. It's got hot babes like Sasha Brand and Gianna Michaels who have all appeared to have gone several weeks without shaving or waxing so we can appreciate the sexy sight of their down-there hair. It's only got about 40 scenes and doesn't update all that often, but you've only 60 minutes tonight, anyway. Plus, all of the vids look good and each comes with a photo set. There are bonus sites, too.

I normally don't go in for all these flower-power hippy moments, but I will sign in to FlowerTucciMobile at some point tonight regardless of whether or not I agree to turn off the lights. I mean who wouldn't want to see the queen of squirting doing her job to replenish the Earth's water supplies with her gooch juice? That's basically what you'll see on this site which has unfortunately stopped updating after only getting us around 20 movies and just as few photo shoots, but at least those squirt-filled vids all look great. The pics look good as well.

If you want to know how else you can help the environment, try taking a bus instead of driving your car. I've got just the bus for you - the one on BangBusMobile. It's the mobile counterpart to the site that started the drive-by pick up and fuck craze, so you get over 525 video and access to a bunch of bonus sites. The newest vids look excellent, by the way.

That should help keep you busy during Earth Hour tonight, so I hope you do your part for the environment. Do it before the ice caps melt and we all have to drink those nasty ice lattes instead! Or, if you're like me, just do it because everyone else is doing it. You want to look cool, too, don't you?

Posted by Adam Strong at March 29, 2014 6:30 AM

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