Top 10 Funniest Porn Sites

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August 8, 2013

Top 10 Funniest Porn Sites

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Mainstream porn sites are great for giving you something to look at while you beat your meat or flick your bean, but did you know that adult websites can also give you something to laugh at? We've looked at lots of hilarious sites over the last decade and we'd like to showcase 10 of the funniest here.

10. Panda Fuck

As you might know, researchers often have a hard time getting pandas to breed in captivity. I don't know why this is, but if what's shown on Panda Fuck is to be believed, it might just be because male pandas are more interested in fucking cute teen girls than they are in boning lady pandas. I feel the same way, so I certainly can't blame them. To be fair, the site doesn't feature a real panda, but it does have a guy dressed as one who deep-dicks babes until he's ready to use his pink penis to blast the chicks with jizz. The scenes are hilarious and they're also surprisingly hot, due largely to the fact that the girls are adorable teens with tight bodies.

9. Steve Bones

Steve Bones is another website in which young women find themselves being fucked by an unlikely lover. Actually, I really should say that the ladies get "boned" because the guy who takes them to the bone zone is little more than a skeleton. And I don't mean a skinny guy. He's quite literally a human skeleton. Not a real one, mind you, but rather the kind you'd see hanging around in biology class. There's obviously no such thing as a dick bone, so our skeletal pornstar uses a big purple dildo to take hot chicks to orgasm. The scenes come to an end with the skeleton covering the girls with lots of fake jizz. He doesn't have any balls, so I have no idea where this cum is supposed to be coming from. What I do know, however, is that watching the skeleton do his thing is sure to tickle your funny bone.

8. It's Real

It's Real is your gateway to the sexiest freak show on Earth. Alright, it doesn't exactly present itself as a sideshow, but it does feature performers who would be right at home in the 1932 film "Freaks." There's a dude with two cocks, a chick with three tits, a cutie with a tail, a woman with a couple of pussies and a lot of other people with unique physical attributes. You want to believe it's all fake, but everything looks pretty convincing. Seeing the performers put their extra parts to good use should put a big smile on your face and also have you dropping your pants in a hurry.

7. Freak Fuckers

Freak Fuckers is a site that's a lot like It's Real. Well, at least it was, back when it was still around. It's closed these days, but I wouldn't feel right making a list of funny sites without mentioning it. I loved it and the people behind it used prosthetic makeup to bring us some truly memorable sights. There was a guy with a cock growing out of his head, a chick with a huge pussy where her stomach should have been, a man who had dicks for hands and even a woman who was little more than a head with a pussy. The website honestly offered some of the craziest scenes ever committed to film. I damn near died laughing the first time I checked them out. It's a real shame that they aren't around anymore.

6. The Minion

It's easy to tell when A.K. Anderson is updating our review of The Minion, because he erupts into fits of laughter every few minutes. He's loved the website since day one and I can see why. The star of the site is a guy named Sleazy D. He's fat, hairy and has a tiny cock. He uses that tiny dick of his to fuck hot women (at least when he can manage to get it up), but that's not why you'll keep coming back to see what he's up to. What will make you want to return to the website over and over again is Sleazy D himself. The guy's just hilarious and his act needs to be seen to be believed. He eats throughout his scenes and constantly spills food on himself. He's also known to do drugs and have the occasional heart attack while the cameras roll. You should definitely give The Minion a look, but you might not want to check it out if you've got masturbation on your mind, simply because you'll be too busy laughing to play with yourself.

5. Females Farting

April Scott insisted that I mention Females Farting here, so that's exactly what I'm going to do. As you'd expect, it's a website that's all about girls passing gas. These chicks fart in different positions and there are different kinds of farts to be heard. The people behind the site keep things visually interesting by giving you close-up shots of the girls' buttholes as they cut the cheese and provide you with shots in which the force of farts can be seen blowing a powdery substance off a chair. You can also catch cuties farting right in guys' faces. Whether you're young or an old fart, there's just something funny about gassy gals.

4. Parody Pass

There are a number of sites out there that bring you pornographic versions of your favorite films and TV shows, but Parody Pass might just be the best. It currently offers videos that parody shows such as "Seinfeld," "The Golden Girls" and "The Big Bang Theory" as well as classic flicks such as "The Breakfast Club" and "The Big Lebowski." The people behind these productions do an amazing job of recreating the aesthetics of the films and programs they're lampooning. They also do a fantastic job of finding performers who look a lot like the actors their various characters are based on. Give a few of the scenes a look and I'm sure you'll pee your pants laughing if you haven't already removed them so you can masturbate.

3. Brother Undercover

If you haven't yet made the time to visit Brother Undercover you've really been missing out. The idea behind the website is simple and completely ridiculous. Basically it's all about black dudes who get white girls to sleep with them by convincing them that they aren't actually African Americans. They actually assure the chicks that they're white guys and explain away their dark skin with the most outlandish of lies. The women come to eventually believe the lies and they let the brothas fuck them silly. The dudes do end up getting around to telling the girls the truth, but only once they've shot their loads.

2. Bait Bus

Straight sites don't hold a monopoly on being funny, as there are some gay ones that can be pretty hilarious as well. Bait Bus is one that immediately comes to mind. The scenes always have a guy being lured into a van by a hot girl who promises to suck him dry and then have sex with him. Once inside the vehicle, the man gets blindfolded and gets a BJ. The thing is, though, the person who starts doing the sucking isn't the hot girl, but rather another dude. The man getting the blowjob has no idea what's going on until his blindfold is removed at which point he starts to freak the fuck out. The reactions are honestly priceless. The guy eventually calms down and actually gets talked into having sex with the other dude with the promise of money or the chance to have sex with the chick he wanted to bone originally. Unfortunately, the poor guy never gets to collect what was promised to him, because he gets kicked out of the van and abandoned as soon as he's done having gay sex. Seeing the dudes get stranded on the side of the road is pretty damn hilarious, too.

1. Naughty Bloopers

Even Hollywood's greatest actors flub their lines and screw up on set from time to time, so it's hardly surprising that pornstars occasionally fuck up while fucking. Naughty Bloopers gives you the chance to see a side of porn that you rarely get the chance to glimpse. Their videos show girls messing up their cheesy lines, guys cracking some pretty hilarious jokes, people getting injured while having sex, and other stuff like that. If you enjoyed watching Dick Clark and Ed McMahon's "TV's Bloopers & Practical Jokes" back in the day, you'll really have fun with the show's porn equivalent.

Posted by Chris Parker at August 8, 2013 1:00 AM

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