Top 10 Blondes In Porn

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August 6, 2013

Top 10 Blondes In Porn

Choosing 10 of the sexiest blonde pornstars can be a daunting task. With so many pale-haired porn goddesses out there, who can choose? It's like asking me to pick which of my five senses I'd rather give up or which finger I'd want to lose. Okay, perhaps I'm being a bit melodramatic, but, still, once I got to really focusing on the fair-haired performers in the porn biz, the list just got longer and longer and longer. I think once you peruse it, though, you'll understand how hard it is to whittle it down and probably curse me for leaving out some of your favorites. Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

10. Nina Hartley

Not only is this mature 50-something babe smoking hot, but also she's still rocking the porn world and you just have to love that. She actually used to be a nurse and has even written a book called "Nina Hartley's Guide to Total Sex." She's been performing for about three decades and her site, Nina.com, gives you plenty of lesbian and hardcore hookups. A few more interesting facts: She's appeared on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" and considers herself a sex-positive feminist.

9. Jenna Jameson

Coming down in age here, I'm putting Jenna Jameson as #9. C'mon, do you really think I could leave her out? She apparently chose her last name after the whisky, and damn if this woman doesn't have good taste in booze. She retired from performing for the camera in 2007 and then apparently quit her XXX life completely in 2008. She and her former husband used to run Club Jenna until it was sold to Playboy for a bit. The last couple of years haven't been all that kind to Jenna - she was arrested for DUI and trying to assault her assistant with a brass-knuckle iPhone case. But we still love this bad girl!

8. Phoenix Marie

With curves to spare, big luscious boobs and a sultry, sexy face, I wouldn't kick Ms. Marie out of bed for eating crackers, that's for sure. OK, now I know some of you might be thinking, "That chick ain't blonde!" and it's true that Phoenix flip-flops between darker and lighter locks, but in the last pic I saw of her on her official site, PhoenixMarie.com, she was blonde, so BACK OFF. She was even nominated for our RabbitsReviews RISE Award for Hottest Butt in 2011. Her fit bod looks amazing draped all over a dude or bouncing up and down on a cock.

7. Alexis Texas

Speaking of the RISE Award for Hottest Butt, Alexis Texas took home our prestigious award in 2011. I don't think any butt fan can argue that Ms. Texas's ass is the finest bubble booty around. What is that saying about Texas? Everything is apparently bigger in it, no? Well, I love Alexis's ability to look like an innocent country gal and then switch to a raging sex fiend. Her hubby, Mr. Pete, a male porn actor, is certainly one lucky man.

6. Hanna Hilton

It's with a little bit of sadness that I put Hanna Hilton at #6. (I'd like to put her in a few other interesting positions, too, if you know what I'm saying.) Why am I sad? Well, this blonde hottie retired from the biz in 2009. Hanna apparently only got into the industry because her husband at the time refused to stop his porn career. That's the spirit, Hanna, if you can't make them stop fucking on camera, start fucking on camera! She first started modeling and then when hubby didn't want to quit and kept hitting it, she signed herself on and did work for Brazzers and Vivid.

5. Candy Monroe

All the light-haired, luscious ladies I have mentioned so far are pretty mainstream. They have fit bodies, pretty standard looks and big sexual appetites. So I'll mix it up and throw Candy Monroe at you. Miss Candy bills herself as The Cuckold Queen. This means she fucks black dudes and gets her white cucks to watch, sometimes help and then clean the cum off her inked body. With a pinup-vibe, lots of tats and streaks in her platinum-blonde hair, she'll really appeal to the alt-porn/interracial sex/cuckolding fan in you.

4. Kayden Kross

She's hosted the XBIZ and AVN award shows, worked for Digital Playground, Wicked and Vivid, and guest-starred on "Breaking Bad." Who is she? Well, she's Kayden Kross, of course. She's won awards for All-Girl Group Sex (yes, please) as well as Wildest Sex Scene, so if you don't know her, get to Googling, pal. As of 2012, she was apparently penning an autobiographical book on the porn biz.

3. Kagney Linn Karter

We've already covered Alexis Texas, but here comes another blonde babe from the Lone Star State. It's Kagney Linn Karter in all her 34D-cup glory. Naughty America and Zero Tolerance Entertainment were two porn juggernauts to see her talent and she's also graced the cover of a photo book by Holly Randall. Kagney has quite the range when it comes to her career and can go from sensually penetrating her muff with a vibrator to getting on bended knee to get her face slathered in man cream by eight black monster cocks.

2. Lexi Belle

This horny hottie was actually a counter girl at a video store when someone recruited her for porn. Guess she didn't think she'd one day be available behind the curtain in the back of the store, huh? A little bit of trivia for you: Her first anal scene on camera was done with the now-quite-famous James Deen and the first time she blew a guy in a porn film was the first she blew a guy ever! Talk about pressure! Am I right, ladies? She also was recently named Penthouse Pet of the Month.

1. Bree Olson

OK, so we've finally gotten to numero uno and I think you might have an idea of who this is. Howard Stern named her World's Biggest Whore. Now that is an honor, right? Yes, we're talking Bree Olson. She was actually training to become at doctor at Purdue University until she dropped out. And, of course, you can't talk about Bree without mentioning her connection to Charlie Sheen in 2011. Well, she kicked that off and for a while was unsure if she was retiring or not. I'm thinking she's on hiatus at the moment, but who knows if she'll come on back. Either way, you don't want to miss her anal scenes or the ones where she gets her pretty face splooged on.

Just before I sign off, I want to give out a few honorable mentions, one being to Bill Bailey. He's a straight pornstar who really soaks my drawers, so I wanted this blonde fellow to get a nod here. I also want to give a hand to Briana Banks, Silvia Saint, Brea Bennett, Vicki Vette and Amy Reid.

Posted by April Scott at August 6, 2013 1:00 AM

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