'Tis The Season For Weird Porn

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October 31, 2008

'tis the season for weird porn
Image courtesy of Ass Smoothie.

All through my neighborhood, decorations are up for Halloween which this year is on a Friday. I'm looking forward to getting into my shortest naughty nurse outfit, my shiniest thigh-high boots and giving my sweetie the late-night exam he so deserves. A costumed marathon that comes upon us every year needs a warm up, so this week I'm recommending my favorite weird sex sites. Not only will the foamy lather on Ass Smoothie will definitely change your mind about fountain sodas, but weird porn sites all over can give you extra inspiration this October 31st.

The content on Dildo Brutality is nonexclusive, but fascinating. The gals are penetrated from all directions with more than just a simple sex toy. You'll find nearly 15 scenes with stacks of pencils, wheelbarrow handles, cucumbers and even a well-known busty blonde doll, who goes in feet first. The title does suggest straightforward dildos, but the weird porn you get from it is far from ordinary. If you're a stickler about exclusivity, you might not join. However, the growing content on this site is worth at least a peek.

Worried about what all that candy will do to you? Slather up your bottoms then, Ass Smoothie brings you the ultimate health drink. It's not always easy in the porn world to come up with something original, but these guys have done it. The gals whip up a regular smoothie in a blender, pour it into their asses, slosh their booty left and right and then squirt it out into a glass for a refreshing drink. I usually only see stuff like this in BDSM sites, so I'm actually pretty impressed that they take it as far as they do. Some of the gals say 'no' in the over 100 episodes available, which gives a sense of realism to the ones who say 'yes.' It's a little pricey at the moment, but you get vitamin-rich bang for your buck from this truly weird porn site.

Finally, I'll take you back from the weird porn edge a bit with a simple fisting site. Fist Flush mainly has chick-on-chick action with long videos in HD quality. The gals fist each other, fist themselves, writhe around with that good kind of pain, squirt and slurp each other's cum. Not a bad way to spend an afternoon, particularly since the over 15 videos are each about a half-hour long. These gals take sweet pleasure in all their actions and it's frankly compelling to watch.

Get out this Friday evening and take a stroll in the world turned eerie and demonic for this year's Halloween. It's a day for turning to the dark side of what's inside everyone, where we can live out some of the more depraved interests in the backs of our minds. I know I'll be having fun at the parties and then with my partner, who I'm sure after the slew of bizarre activities we have planned will need the ministrations of a white-clad nurse.

Happy Halloween from Rabbit's Reviews

Posted by Penelope Hall at October 31, 2008 1:01 AM

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