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November 12, 2010

Three Cheers For Monster Cock Anal Fun
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When my ex told me she was dumping me because she only likes having sex with big dicks, I first thought she meant she only wanted to get boned by a jerk. Then I figured she meant multiple dudes at once. Next, she grabbed my crotch and said "It's not even cold in here." Oh, that was cold, alright! When we had our practically court-mandated breakup sex, I made sure to give her lots of angry monster cock anal so that she couldn't sit properly for a weak. It seemed her definition of large wang was biased that night on account of having visited Mega Cock Cravers earlier that night.

In retrospect, I can kind of forgive her, as the dongs on the dudes found on Mega Cock Cravers put even my one-eyed monster to shame. Who would want to have my slightly (but if anybody asks, say "ridiculously") above-average dick in their bum when there are over 40 picture sets containing medium-res pics of hot chicks swallowing a guy's gigantic junk and taking it deep in their pussies? Alas, there are no vids, but you do get tons of extras, including bonus galleries, access to a third-party site with 110 average-quality clips and also admission to the rest of the Nasty Dollars sites.

Knowing that my ex was turned on by Impossible Cocks, I admitted defeat and gave up on my dream to have monster cock anal sex with her on a nightly basis. I decided to be the big man (pun intended) and give her the next best thing, which was to point out that this site has around 320 movies to be downloaded as great-quality Windows Media movies. It also has more than 310 photo galleries stuffed with big dicks pics, many of which are high-res. You also get several bonus sites and video feeds.

She instead prefers to check out Teens Like It Big. I can see why, as it stars the hottest teenaged babes this side of the Milky Way. Their costars are dynamite dicks the size of tree branches, which they enjoy sucking on in almost 150 HD Windows Media movies. Each video comes with a photo gallery, while bonuses include access to more than 25 bonus sites.

Posted by Adam Strong at November 12, 2010 1:01 AM

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