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April 21, 2011

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Welcome to a new weekly feature here at Rabbit's Reviews, where we scour the news and see what is going on with one of our favorite appendages. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be amazed at just how often penises find their ways into the headlines. Let's take a measure of this week in dicks.

Yes, Virginia, you can grow your cock - A new study published by the British Association of Urological Surgeons has found that certain nonsurgical procedures can, in fact, lengthen the size of a penis. Specifically, the process of traction has been shown over the course of six months to actually increase a flaccid penis by up to 0.9 inches and an erect one by up to 0.6 inches. So put down the penis enlargement pills and stop answering those spam emails because a solution has been found. Now we can finally find that cure for cancer.

What took so long? - The Phallological Museum in Iceland has announced that for the first time a human penis will be added to their collection. The pickled dong of a recently deceased 95-year old fisherman was donated and will rest among the other members, which also includes both sperm whale and walrus cocks.

The Blue Ball Period - A major triumph for all dick-centric artists this week as Tim Patch, better known among penis painting enthusiasts as Pricasso, was nominated for the Bald Archy Prize, the irreverent award given to "the hilarious to the bizarrely vulgar." The piece is a socio-political look at the Australian government, specifically their female Prime Minister Julia Gillard. At his personal website, people can buy portraits for as little as $75, so now you know what to get for your friend who wants more cock in their life. Below is a video of the man at work.

Posted by Wayne King at April 21, 2011 1:01 AM

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