This Week in Dicks - Condoms Keep You Hard And Hip-Hop Hard-ons

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April 29, 2011

It's that time again where we find all of the penises buried in the headlines. Welcome to This Week In Dicks.

Keep It Up - From the same people that bring you Durex comes a brand of condoms that will help men maintain their erections. They will be called CSD500, which sounds like the model number on a stereo receiver. Injected in the condom is a gel that helps increase blood flow where it counts. It enters the European market later this year. There is no word on a North American release, but surely Ebay will have some affordable prices.

Hip-Hop Hard-On - If you recall last week, we learned that certain techniques (notably contraction, which is a slow lengthening process that takes months) can actually increase the size of one's member. Someone didn't pass the memo to Warren G in time, because he's now pitching penis enhancement pills. The Regulator appears in an infomercial for Firm XL, surround by a bevy of Caucasian cuties . I'm assuming they choose Mr. G because MC Hammer, Big Boi and Master P weren't returning phone calls.

Dick Drawings - If it's been said once, it's been said a thousand times; there is nothing funnier than a cartoon cock. The people behind AIDES, a French AIDS prevention organization, are certainly aware of this, which is why they have produced an animated clip starring a world travelling Johnson. Reaching such locales as Russia, Egypt, Italy and China, this penis has been in more places than Wilt Chamberlain.

Posted by Wayne King at April 29, 2011 1:01 AM

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