This Little Piggy Wrote a Blog About the Toe Fetish

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November 28, 2013

This Little Piggy Wrote a Blog About the Toe Fetish
Image courtesy of FootWorship.

Is a foot fetish the same as a toe fetish? I mean, toes are a vital part of the foot, right? Without toes, our feet would look very odd and I imagine our balance wouldn't be so great. I've been ridiculed in the past for my toes. You see, my second toe is longer than my big toe, which means I have patrician toes. Wonder what the eff that means? Lend me your ear and let me tell ya about this class of toes.

Is a foot fetish the same as a toe fetish? I mean, toes are a vital part of the foot, right? Without toes, our feet would like very odd and I imagine our balance wouldn't be so great. I've been ridiculed in the past for my toes. You see, my second toe is indeed longer than my big toe, which means I had patrician toes. Wonder what the eff that means? Lend me your ear and let me tell ya about this class of toes.

There are patrician toes and plebeian toes and I am betting those terms are taking you back to your high school ancient history class, right? See, Patricians were the ones who owned the land in Ancient Rome and were therefore wealthy, while the Plebeians were the poorer working class. I'm not exactly sure what this has to do with our toes. I assume that this means that the less-than-wealthy Plebeians had their middle toe shorter than their big toe and it was vice-versa for the Patricians? Was it due to the fact that the working class had to wear different shoes? Was it because they walked in a different manner? Is there a high school history prof out there (ahem, preferably handsome and single) who can tell me how these ancient terms got applied to those five little appendages on the ends of our feet?

Regardless of how toes coined those terms, I tell you that mine are Patrician, so that just means to me that I'm supposed to be a wealthy landowner. My feet didn't relay that message to my brain since I rent an apartment over a garage and I ain't drowning in hundys, y'all. Still, I've had more than a few eyes and mouths on my elite toes in the past, so I must be doing something right. If you've got a thing for long toes, let me direct you to ILoveLong Toes.

If you're slightly aroused by all this toe-talk then you might be trying to ride the wave I'm creating here, pal. And what I mean by that incredibly lame and obscure statement is that you might have a toe or foot fetish. Not sure? Why not have a little looky at this little quiz to find out. Feel better? Now do you see why you need to be reading this blog post?

During my toe fetish research I came across a list of 30 celebs with a toe/foot fetish and some of the names on here are a little surprising. You might not want to picture Andy Warhol sucking on some toes, but that's the image you're about to have, my friend. And speaking of celebs, did you know there's actually a wiki feet page where you can check out feet of famous people? Yeah, I didn't know that either. It's the Mr. Skin for toes!

Well, that's really all I could find on the toe fetish. Until next time, my kinky chums, when I dive into yet another fetish for your reading pleasure. Cheers!

Posted by April Scott at November 28, 2013 6:30 AM

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