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This Coffee Has Nothing to Do With Charles Bronson

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March 27, 2013

This Coffee Has Nothing to Do With Charles Bronson
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Are you one of those people who need five cups of coffee to wake up and even then you spend half your morning yawning and trying to keep your eyes open wondering why the java isn't doing its job? Well, I know what you need. You need a Death Wish! That's right, folks. Death Wish Coffee is here and it is going to wake you the fuck up!

Did you know that dark roast coffee has less caffeine compared to lighter roast coffees? I didn't either until I read the introduction on the Death Wish Coffee website. You see, what happens is that the caffeine is stricken from the bean during the roasting process.

However, over at Death Wish Coffee, they have found a coffee bean with "more caffeine than your typical coffee shop coffee; we roast it to a medium-dark for a strong and robust flavor and then we grind it to the proper level for extreme potency." How much more caffeine, you ask? Well, how does close to 200% more sound?

Now, this stuff ain't cheap. Just check out the website and you will see that they are charging $19.99 for one pound of it. But they do also offer a 60-day 110% money back guarantee if it isn't the strongest coffee you have ever had.

I will say right here that I really want to try this coffee. Maybe I can convince work to get some for the office?

Sticking with today's theme, here is a video I found called "Randy Has Too Much Coffee":

And here is a porn site called BustyCafé.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at March 27, 2013 1:01 AM

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