Think I Should Ask Her to Rate My Ass?

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February 13, 2012

Think I Should Ask Her to Rate My Ass?
Image courtesy of Tushy Lickers.

The last time I went to the gym, I ended up on an elliptical machine that was placed right behind a stationary bike. It had buttons galore, so instead of programming the thing to nuke Valentine's Day (I'm assuming that's what the symbol of a bomb above a heart means), I just kept track of the speed I was maintaining. This also meant I was staring at the very top of the panel non-stop, which kind of looks like I was staring at the round ass of the babe using the stationary bike in front of me. Now, I'm game for a Big Ass Adventure as much as the next guy, but when I'm at the gym, I'm all about working on me. Needless to say, I was a little offended that she implied I was only there to judge the quality of her booty. I'm exercising, here! If anything, it's the MILF on the treadmill behind me who's trying to rate my ass!

Actually, no, I'm being totally serious. As soon I was finished with the elliptical, the MILF behind me hopped off her treadmill and said my butt was a perfect nine (to be fair, even I wouldn't rate my ass a 10). During the flirting that followed, she explained that she had a thing for sexy booties, regardless of the gender. Naturally, I went back to her place and showed her Tushy Lickers before engaging in a bit of extra cardio, if you catch my drift. It got her hot because there are more than 325 movies starring dudes who lick babes and vice-versa. The scenes vary in quality, but you'll find some that are in high-def. There are also more than 300 crisp image galleries featuring the same action and you get bonus sites, too.

Since I just experienced a Big Ass Adventure of my own, the day after my MILF-y booty sexcapade saw me checking out the site by the same name. It actually wasn't as good as I remembered, because it only offers average-quality videos and updates have stopped indefinitely. On top of this, there are only about 70 vids and 25 photo sets. On the plus side, a membership comes with bonus sites.

If you're craving top-quality tushies, then check out Ass Parade. All of the babes have big, round booties and they show them off, as well as fuck like crazy, in over 375 movies. All of the vids are in HD, while a matching number of photo sets contain medium-res images to save in Zip files. You also get about 40 bonus sites.

Posted by Adam Strong at February 13, 2012 1:01 AM

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