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February 23, 2011

These Are Some Bizarre Vaginal Insertions
Image courtesy of Flexy Pussy.

I've been called some pretty weird names in my lifetime. "Horizontally challenged" (is that a fat joke or an ED thing?), a "Nerfherder" (that one's a Star Wars reference), an "Edward Cullen fanatic" (I'm on Team Jacob, thank you very much!)... The list goes on. But one thing that always throws me for a loop is being accused of liking weird porn whenever I look at a DP scene or BDSM. I've seen some pretty Bizarre vaginal insertions in my time, so things like rough sex isn't what you should be calling weird. After all, doubling up on a babe is almost vanilla sex when compared to the weirdness on sites like Freak Fuckers.

For one thing, have you ever seen The Minion? At first, one might not consider a dude with a really small dick to be an example of bizarre vaginal insertions, but you will when you find out the dude is ugly as heck, twice as hairy and even eats all kinds of foods while having beautiful babes suck and fuck his cock. I'm not sure what the babes see in him, but a lot must really have the hots for him, because there are almost 150 movies, each offering great-quality playback, filled with babes eager to suck his dirty, tiny dick. There are just as many photo galleries, each downloadable as Zip folders and filled with high-res pics. You also get over 15 bonus sites.

The sitename for Flexy Pussy refers to the elastic nature of a babe's vagina. There are over 270 movies starring sexy chicks who fuck themselves silly with objects like carrots and even speculums, as well as a few who pour milk down their lady holes. The newer vids are in HD, but you'll never catch a movie that doesn't at least offer good-quality playback. Meanwhile, there are also more than 270 high-res photo galleries, each of which comes in a Zip folder. You get more than 25 bonus sites, too.

When it comes to odd sex, Freak Fuckers takes the cake! There are babes with four tits (beat that, sci-fi's Total Recall!), dudes with three dicks and a babe with a pussy on the back of her neck who gives new meaning to the term "throat fucking." There are only 11 episodes, but each one is really unique and comes with an HD vid. The pics aren't high-res, but they're still pretty sweet and can be saved in Zip folders. Being a member also means you get access to over 30 bonus sites.

Posted by Adam Strong at February 23, 2011 1:01 AM

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