The Hairdresser, Thief, Taekwondo, Viagra, Sex Slave Incident

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July 14, 2011

Sex Slave Incident
Image courtesy of DailyMail.co.uk.

Okay guys, here's the situation. For three days you are going to be handcuffed to a wall heater while some hot 28-year-old Russian babe gives you food and something to drink, does your laundry, buys you new jeans, gives you 1,000 Russian rubles, feeds you Viagra and fucks you multiple times before letting you go.

If I told you that were going to happen to you, how happy would you be? I mean, besides the "handcuffed to the wall heater for three days" part, it sounds perfect. And I'm sure for many of you the handcuffed part is the icing on this already delicious cake. You are going to have lots of sex with a hot chick and she is going to cook for you, do your laundry and then pay you for your time.

So, a lot of you might be wondering why I would even bother asking the question. What straight man in his right mind wouldn't be elated to spend a long weekend that way? Well, I can tell you one guy who doesn't think it sounds too good. Thirty-two year old Viktor Jasinski. It isn't some kind of rhetorical fantasy question for Viktor. He has lived it!

About four months ago, Viktor woke up thinking this day, in Meshchovsk, Russia, was going to be like any other. He got up, had some breakfast, ran some errands and probably grabbed some lunch. He then checked out his money situation and realized that his finances were running pretty low. So, as anyone would do in the same situation, he decided to fill his coffers by robbing a local hair salon.

The only flaw in his plan was the fact that he chose to rob a salon whose owner, Olga Zajac, was a yellow belt in Taekwondo. Needless to say, one kick to the chest later, and Viktor found himself in the backroom of the salon handcuffed to the wall heater. And well, you know the rest!

Before we go on, I thought we would listen to a little music. In this video Olga Zajac sings Amazing Grace. Okay, so it isn't the same Olga Zajac as in the story, but I thought the same name and the redemptive song provided some nice irony.

So, how do I know that he wasn't very happy with what happened? Well, after Olga let him go, he went right to the police to file a complaint

Now, remember, this all started because he was trying to rob the place! So going to the police would mean that he would have to admit why he was in the salon in the first place. So for him, getting fucked and fed and paid for three days wasn't punishment enough for his attempted crime.

And I know her face is blurred out in the picture, but come on! Olga looks like a little hottie, right? Her form of punishment would seem more, to me, like an encouragement to commit crimes rather than be any kind of deterrent. And the comments on her Facebook fan page seem to agree with me.

And if you happen to be looking for some porn sites that, in at least some way, fit the theme of today's post, might I suggest Miss Hybrid, Russian Mistress, Divine Bitches and Revenge Is A Bitch.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at July 14, 2011 1:01 AM

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