The Difference Between XXX Swearing And Hot XXX

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November 1, 2012

The Difference Between XXX Swearing And Hot XXX
Image courtesy of DevilsFilmParodies.

I freely admit that I'm a total comic book geek. When done right, they're literally as interesting as anything you'll see on primetime TV or in a movie theater. However, they still censor most swearing in a lot of the mainstream titles. To do so, they fill the word bubble with gibberish like "$%&^!" and the like. Recently, I saw "XXX" as the swear word. Someone needs to explain to these people that triple Xs like that always refers to hot XXX smut. I've checked out various porn sites in my days and unless your "XXX" refers to the kind of naughtiness you'd find on DevilsFilmParodies, then your naughty word isn't being used in the right context!

Speaking of which, DevilsFilmParodies is a site I enjoy quite a bit. It's like the movie equivalent of a cover band performance, only mixed with hot XXX fucking! There are titles like "This Isn't Twilight" which matches horny vampires with gorgeous pornstars and even "This Isn't The Biggest Loser" which shows BBWs spoofing the reality show. You're looking at about 60 parodies and most of them are available in high-def. You also get about 60 photo sets. A dropdown menu lists the many bonus sites included with your membership, which you'll be glad to have since updates are on the slow side.

You can't say you've looked at hot XXX without first checking out the classics. If you missed them the first time around, then be sure to take a look at the collection found on VintageClassicPorn. It's all retro smut that even goes as far back as porn from the 1920s. There are over 700 movies and more than 725 photo sets showcasing all kinds of smut from over the decades. They all come in three sizes of Windows Media files, the best of which is always good in quality. The pics aren't high-res, but considering their age, that shouldn't be too surprising. More content is being added numerous times a month, but if that's not enough for you, then you'll be glad to know that your membership comes with access to another retro porn site.

MrCamelToe caters to a very specific audience, specifically those who like seeing the pussy equivalent of a wedgie. It only has about 45 movies and a matching number of picture sets, though, and the number likely won't grow seeing as how there have been no updates over a year. On the plus side, the vids are in HD and you also get bonus sites.

Posted by Adam Strong at November 1, 2012 1:01 AM

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