That Bizarre Tube May Not Be a Dildo

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August 8, 2012

That Bizarre Tube May Not Be a Dildo
Image courtesy of The Minion.

Remember those graduated cylinders we used to measure liquids back in Senior High? Apparently, they also make for good sex toys. Also, a weird sex lover and close friend of mine insists that they let you know exactly how much lady juice and/or cum you're pouring all over your toes while you try to eat a banana without chewing it first. No, I did not just make that bizarre tube fetish up. It may be unconventional, but Its Real. Today, we'll be talking about sites that offer other kinds of smut that aren't exactly common scenes.

For example, take a look at The Minion. It stars a less-than-sexy (and not even always clean) guy who literally eats food while he's being given a blowjob. He even props his beers and stuff on the babes' back while he does them doggy style. He must be doing something right, though, because even though he doesn't sound like a catch and even has a tiny penis, he still managed to fuck enough chicks to film over 155 good-quality movies. There are also more than 155 high-res photo sets. Updates are on the slow side, but your membership comes with access to bonus sites.

Even though the site is called Its Real, I still find that hard to believe considering it stars dudes with two dicks, chicks with three tits and guys with 17-inch schlongs (now that is a bizarre tube!). It's a good thing there are bonus sites included with a membership, because updating stopped a while ago and there are only around 20 movies and roughly as many photo sets. The movies offer good-quality playback, though, while some of the pics are nice and big. None are high-res, but all shots can be saved in Zip folders.

One site that I found has similar material to the previous one is called Freak Fuckers. However, also like the previous site, this one has stopped updating. It even offers less material, as you only get about a half-dozen movies and matching number of photo sets. The good news is that each vid is in HD and can also be streamed through an embedded player. Also, you get bonus access to a large network of sites.

Posted by Adam Strong at August 8, 2012 6:30 AM

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