Tell Me About Your Weird Nipple Fetish

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April 4, 2011

Tell Me About Your Weird Nipple Fetish
Image courtesy of Its Real.

Okay peeps, today we're talking about weird nipples and the people who love them. What can be classified as a "weird nipple" you ask? Well, I would assume that it would be anything out of the ordinary, like puffy, long or oddly shaped. And those with a weird nipple fetish are turned on by them. I admit that I can see the allure of puffy nipples. They look so soft and enticing. The areola is like the whipped, pillowy frosting sitting on the top of a yummy cupcake and the actual nip is the succulent cherry on top. Okay, now I don't know if I'm hungry or horny.

So, I scoured the Web tirelessly looking for a site dedicated to the weird nipple fetish and you know what I got? Question upon question of "are my nipples weird?" or "my boyfriend hates my weird nipples!" Let me tell you, there are many people out there concerned about their bizarre nips. If only they knew that there are tons of guys and gals who love, love, love odd ones. I checked out one question on some random site and one guy claimed that his lover had nipples that were different sizes and he was addicted to them. He even found himself gravitating toward the small one. Hooray for the underdog. Or what did Chandler from Friends call his small one? A nubin? Oh wait, that was his third nipple. Oh be still my heart!

Now, you'd think with all the titty porn sites out there, there would be one that chooses to celebrate the beauty of the weirdo nip, but alas, I can't find them. I did, however, stumble upon It's Real. What? You haven't heard of this gem? Okay, the name is a bit of a lie (as in some if it ain't real), but you will find some incredibly long nips and puffy areolas on this site, alongside dudes with three breasts, a gal with a pussy where her mouth should be and a chick with a 50" ass.

Actually, I've been around this biz for a while now and I'm surprised that I haven't cultivated my own weird nipple fetish. If I did happen to have one, I must say my faves would be Missy Mae with her large areolas and inverted buds (talk about freaking headlights!) and Sheila Marie's nips which make you feel like you're wearing 3D glasses (these puppies seem to pop out of the screen) and of course, Cindy Cupps whose light brown areolas are almost the size of dinner plates. As an aside, those into the big babes and odd-looking nipples will appreciate Latin Susy. It looks like her nipples are trying to make a jailbreak and escape from her monster rack. Whoa, maybe I'm into weird nipples more than I thought.

I would like to conclude with an ode to the weird nipple fetishist. Ahem...

One smaller, one bigger, a funky size or shape
The freaky nips I have seen will make you gape
Your cock may rise and your muff might quiver
At the images of odd nips I could deliver
Whether you lick, suck them or cover them in jizz-y
The thought of weird nips makes me wanna get busy.

Thank you and goodnight!

Posted by April Scott at April 4, 2011 1:01 AM

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