Taking A Glance At The Future Of Cyber Sex With Google Glass

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June 16, 2014

Taking A Glance At The Future Of Cyber Sex With Google Glass
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So pretty much everybody has heard about Google Glass by now. Even Saturday Night Live did a funny bit about the product during one of its Weekend Update segments last year. If you haven't heard of it, the nickel tour explanation is that it's basically a pair of glasses with an interface that lets you record what you see, communicate via an interface and basically keep track of news and stuff almost like you would with regular mobile devices. It advertises itself as being "designed for those who move," but it's perfect for couch potatoes, too, since the whole point is that it keeps your hands free of that pesky smartphone for more important stuff like playing tennis, jogging or reaching for a bottle of lube with one hand while you slip the other one down the front of your shorts. Take a look at one of the many ways people can use Google Glass:

Aw! Isn't that romantic? Now imagine how those people used that Geordie Laforge visor when on their honeymoon. Here's where the Glance app comes in. Originally called "Sex With Google Glass," they smartly changed the name of the app (because seriously, how am I supposed to put my penis into a pair of glasses?) after getting some feedback as well as slightly tweaking the marketing so that it's all about sharing intimate moments with each other. Basically, it works not too differently from FuckingGlasses, only instead of just recording what you see, it also lets you stream what your partner is seeing while you fuck him or her. You put 'em on, say "Okay Glass, it's on" and the app starts running (it's unclear if following the phrase up with "like Donkey Kong" will run a video game instead, though). When you're done, just say "Okay Glass, pull out" - get it?

The only real threat comes from messing up the expensive tech when later washing the Google Glass as you would your regular CumCoveredGlasses. That's because the Glance app deletes all recordings after five hours unless you manually back it up first, so there's no risk of accidentally uploading it to your Google Drive or other cloud storage and having it accessed by a bunch of people. What's great about the app is that it can revolutionize long distance relationships and casual hookups by turning cyber sex chats into reality. Just start it up and get talking and masturbating while streaming your partner doing the same. Wouldn't you rather do that instead of going back and forth between tapping away at your keyboard and tapping away at your crotch?

Posted by Adam Strong at June 16, 2014 6:30 AM

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