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June 27, 2007

Sybian Solos

Back again, this week mentioning yet another site dedicated to power toys for her ultimate pleasure. It just seems to make so much sense in a world ruled by its technology to see sexy babes riding the wave of pleasure in orgasmic Sybian Solos. I mean manually manipulating a dildo, or even having to jam a vibrator against one's clit is way too much work these days. Why not just straddle an apparatus and tune the controls to sit back for the stimulation of a lifetime?

I know, I know, you might try and ask yourself is a huge device like a Sybian sex machine really worth the money, or effort of finding a convenient spot to place a microwave-sized apparatus, just to have sex. If you’re like me and marvel at the number of people who will actually stand in front of a closed door in the lobby of a building until they find the automatic opener reserved for the disabled in wheelchairs, then you know that there is no logic in what 'automatic' means to most folks. I imagine they're the same ones that panic when they misplace the remote control for the television as they'd rather spend 15 minutes looking for it than to cross the room to change the channel even as a temporary solution. Don't get me wrong, I too can be as lazy as hell, but I am old enough to remember back in the day when a TV clicker was a bit of a luxury item. We didn't even have buttons on the console, but knobs and dials. Luckily, although we didn't have the internet either, there was an actual printed document called TV Guide you could buy. Anyway, one day soon we may not even have to worry about pressing the button on a remote. As according to Hiroko Tabuchi of the AP (06/22/07), Japanese company Hitachi has found a new way using infrared scanning of brain activity to control electronic devices. They demonstrated by placing a fiber optic cap on a reporter who then could make an electric train run every time she tried to do simple mathematical calculations in her mind. I imagine the implications for such a method of control for say a Fleshlight. If it would only run while someone such as myself was doing math, then I can tell you I'd never come. I'd lose my excitement while I distracted myself with arithmetic and then just as I was excited again, the device would go dead since there'd by no more numbers in my head. If I ever did get my act together, all that stopping and starting would lead to mind blowing climax though.

Posted by Will Peters at June 27, 2007 1:01 AM

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