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April 28, 2006

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The most erotic, non-sexual public experience is a scalp massage from the woman who cuts my hair. Sheer ecstasy and she does a great cut to boot. I notice most female customers pick male stylists perhaps believing "homos know hair best" as many gay friends attest. My girl deals almost exclusively with men. Since a man's cut costs half of what chick's doos do, I might feel sorry for her, except she exploits her niche so well.

The male stylists seem to act extra flamboyantly to attract the best clients who perhaps wrongly believe the gayer someone seems the more he knows about fashion. (In reality, some colorful cutters are closet straights.) Meanwhile, my gal knows that a cut and blow sells best with a big tease and I don't mean backcombing.

She's so voluptuous and squeezes into the shortest skirts, the tightest low-cut shirts imaginable. Straight men in a roomful of seemingly queer dudes must really try to impress her with the size of their manly tips. I always give her a big one just for the feat of keeping upright teetering on high heels despite being impressively top-heavy.

She's not the only one who knows sex sells haircuts. According to local, news station WMUR Channel 9 in New Hampshire, one entrepreneur wants to make the Town of Salem, New Hampshire more infamous than the one of the same name in Massachusetts is famous for witches. He wants to open a salon where the all-girl staff wears lingerie.

"This is strictly about cutting hair and marketing," Peter Carlino developer and owner of the future Paradise Cuts claims. "You've got girls who wear less clothing on a daily basis than the girls who will be cutting hair."

For myself, I agree with Carlino, from the picture above of his ladies' uniforms my "fully-dressed" stylist hardly wears more. Nonetheless, I'd be more concerned for the employees than the community, since the idea of being nearly naked in a roomful of flying hair makes me itchy just thinking about it. Such a hairy job deserves hazard pay.

Posted by Will Peters at April 28, 2006 10:22 AM

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