Steroids And Sex

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February 18, 2006

Every so often I get kind of tempted to fool around with steroids. I know they're illegal for athletes, and they're dangerous, but wouldn't it be nice to turn some of this flab into muscle, and some of this laissez-faire wimpiness into more a focused male edginess? I don't want to bust any veins with aggression or roid rage, but maybe a little testosterone would give me more confidence and put an attractively predatory gleam in my eye. I decided to check it out on the web.

Well, what I found isn't good. Yes, steroids are a great boon to body builders and athletes, and it's possible to add thirty pounds of muscle to a 180 pound frame in a year or so (as long as you watch what you eat and exercise like a Clydesdale horse). And yes, testosterone enhances sexual aggression and overall horniness, but the price is kind of high. Not only do they increase the chances for stroke and heart attack, but they can reduce your testicles to the size of peas-literally. You might recover from that when you stop taking them, but then again, you may not. Anyone want to take the chance?

The effects of steroids stop when you stop taking them, and all that hard muscle and can-do attitude melts away. While you were taking your roids, your balls saw that they were no longer really necessary, so they shrunk. Now when you stop, they might be past the point of recovering, having gone into a permanent sulk. From an excess of testosterone, your go to a total absence, and all that glorious masculinity goes the way of the snows of yesteryear.

Maybe flabby and wimpy aren't all that bad.

Posted by rabbit at February 18, 2006 12:03 AM

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