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September 22, 2006

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Sometimes my biggest pleasure is telling someone new what I do for a living. It can be a bit of a conversation stopper but I hate small talk anyway. It's totally worth it to see the expression that comes across the faces of some folks. Some are slightly aghast, but I weed out fast anyone who is to uptight right away that way.

Those not dismayed by how I earn my pay still make interesting assumptions. One major misconception is that seeing porn everyday has any effect on my sex life or even frankly, my ability to enjoy good porn.

Seeing sex is not having sex. The pleasure of real sex remains undiminished, virtual explosions never replace orgasms in the flesh. A good healthy screw with someone nice, offering caring and sharing real intimacy, is always more enjoyable.

Sometimes people confuse liking something with addiction. For me, porn is like pizza. I love pizza. I don’t need pizza everyday. I haven't graduated to harder pizza options such as doubling up all the toppings.

I will admit to eating pizza home alone late at night sometimes. However, my aforementioned dislike of small talk means I'm a bit of a loner at times. That works out fine, more pizza for me!

Pizza aside, according to the UK Daily Mail website (09/21/06), a new energy drink is causing a stir. Called Cocaine, it's marketed as the legal alternative to the illicit substance with 350 percent more caffeine than its already successful beverage rival, Red Bull.

Its 250 milligrams per serving translate to approximately the equivalent of two to three cups of coffee at once, considered a caffeine "overdose" but that's not the controversy.

Some concerned individuals worry that the easily influenced will subliminally link the drink to the actual drug and be encouraged to try blow. I've heard of gateway drugs before but an over-caffeinated soft drink turning someone into a crack whore seems a stretch.

Then again, I was thinking no pizza for lunch I'll just score me some smack instead. I'll save on carbs but those darn track marks don't wash off as easily as tomato sauce does.

Posted by Will Peters at September 22, 2006 11:55 AM

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My girlfriends little brother bought 2 and drank them both back to back and he was so sick the entire day that he couldn't move. I had no idea it had that much caffeine in it and honestly I had never heard about it until he told me about it that day. I knew it couldn't be good for you as soon as I heard the name of it. I've never had a Red Bull and I'll definitely never have one of these. Thanks for the article rabbitsreviews.com :)

Posted by: Scott at May 16, 2007 12:50 PM

see i love energy drinks and im always looking to try new ones but i dont think that just the name is going to encourge people to try blow. anyway where do you find these things i wouldnt mind trying one

Posted by: cole at November 4, 2008 2:57 AM

right. also nobody starts do go into an arena because he's been encouraged by fighting his red bulls so bravely.

Posted by: bernhard at February 24, 2010 12:25 AM

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