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So That's What "Hardcore Pawn" Is!

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April 23, 2012

So That's What Hardcore Pawn Is!
Image courtesy of Christoph Clark Online.

The other day I had a date end pretty awkwardly. It was a third date, so instead of going out, she wanted me to go over to her place and watch a marathon of hardcore porn. Oh no, wait! You see, I apparently heard her wrong! It turns out she was breaking the proverbial "three-date rule" and had no intention of being my Stuffed Petite for the night. Since she actually wanted to watch some TV show called Hardcore Pawn, I had a hard time explaining why I brought a bag full of condoms, lube and dildos. Long story short, the bruise is from her and we didn't make plans for a fourth date. Also, I think she stole one of the dildos!

I suppose it could have been worse. I might have mistook what she said to mean she wanted to play a game of strip chess. You know, "hardcore pawn" being a euphemism to redefine the term "checkmate." Or, it could have been referring to the chess pieces found on the dudes on Stuffed Petite. It's a site with roughly 100 movies and a matching number of photo sets that show dudes pounding away at the pussies of petite cuties. Some movies are available in HD, but the older ones are less impressive. The pics are always high-res and downloadable in Zip files. Your membership comes with access to a dozen bonus websites.

Jake Malone doesn't stuff his hardcore pawn (last joke, I swear!) into pussies while in front of the camera. Instead, this site is named after him because he's the guy behind the camera in each of the 230-or-so movies. There are also 60 photo sets. The pics are high-res and come in Zip folders, while the movies typically offer good-quality playback. There haven't been any recent updates, but you can check out 17 network sites as a bonus.

Christoph Clark Online is the site of another big-name porn director. His site is bigger than the other one, offering about 590 movies and more than 150 photo sets. Those pics are high-res, while the movies vary in quality. However, there never all that bad, while the newer vids are available in HD. As a bonus, you can check out the rest of the network's sites.

Posted by Adam Strong at April 23, 2012 6:30 AM

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