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December 22, 2006

How 'bout bangers and mash Momma

The office Christmas party was last week and let me tell you, the Rabbit was very generous with the buying libations and I must admit that I'm never one to look a gift horse in the mouth. If I had been the City of Troy, I wouldn't have so much fallen as just tipped over and spilled my drink on some Greek's sandals. Anyway, we went to some club where everyone seemed exceptionally young. I felt as I was one of those Drunken Moms stuck somewhere between Drunk Girls and College Party Time.

Difference is that those MILFs seem to have no problem pulling lads half their age. I don't seem to attract any slutty teens. I guess my problem is although I may pass for old, I never pass for rich. Granted it hardly exuded anything besides destitute desperation when I kept stealing Lynx's drink every time she went to the bathroom. Nothing says success like skiving a girl's G&T when she goes for a pee.

Anyway, my drunk and disorderly conduct aside, I'm not the only person up to no good when imbibing too much of the Christmas spirits so to speak. I just read a story from Bethalto, Illinois where the AP reports (12/18/06) a bar owner has gotten into hot water for a creative promotion involving suds and spuds. Let me preface this tale by saying that my favorite part of any holiday meal, isn't the turkey but the mashed potatoes.

They're the ultimate comfort food and since I generally at least pretend to avoid simple carbohydrates like the plague, I seldom allow myself to enjoy the starchy buttery and creamy delight of pureed taters. However, Rhonda Cato, 48, who owns the Palace Tavern, has been charged with misdemeanor obscenity and a liquor code violation after coming up with a great way to burn off those extra carbs from beer and creamed tubers.

She had women wrestling in inflatable wading pools filled with the deliciously smashed root vegetables. Since some of these chicks lifted their tops after rolling around in the giant Solanum tuberosum smoothie, the competition has met with starch criticism. Too bad, though, since my mother always told me that usually the problem with liking mashed potatoes is you peel away the part that's best for you while I'm sure Cato's patrons actually were eating up the skin.

Posted by Will Peters at December 22, 2006 1:01 AM

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Yes, I'd agree with you Groundhog. You were pretty drunk, but looked nothing like the mom in the pic--thankfully! ;)

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