Sloth's Most Desirable Women of 2006

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April 6, 2006

If Hollywood lists were a series of porn categories.

I happened upon AskMen.com the other day and saw their annual list of the top 99 most desirable women. Anyhow, it got me thinking about who my top 99 would be, but well, creating such a list is a bit daunting for a blog, so I have decided to list my top #1's according to as many porn categories as space allows.

Coed: Nathalie Portman, without a doubt. Not only is she sweet looking, she's got a brain, is a Harvard graduate and is the only coed babe I know who looks damn hot with a shaved head.

Big Tits: After much deliberation I decided on Pam Anderson because her breasts are the most versatile, and whether she has natural, enhanced, reduced back to natural or returning to augmented tits, they always look fine! This is one chick I'd love to fondle on a sealskin rug! Of course, I'd probably have to use some Japanese bondage skills for that fantasy. Kinky! ;)

Mature: Seriously, could anyone not find Sharon Stone sexy? From the first time she spread her legs in Basic Instinct I was hooked like the drooling detectives in the interrogation room. Seeing her in lesbian scenes, any lesbian scene at all, even the mere hint of a lesbian scene is enough to get me going, and besides I heard she was a member of Mensa. Hm, I think I see a nerd pattern appearing in my choices.

BBW: This was tricky because Hollywood is renowned for zero-fat and to tell the truth I really couldn't think of an under thirty celebrity with that oh-so-Pillsbury body and so I googled. All I came up with were photoshop pics of skinny celebs. Surely, there must be ONE fat babe under thirty in tinsel town?

Shemales: Michael Jacks ... Okay, so there aren't any that I know of, but Tim Curry was the most viciously fun one as Dr. Frank-N-Furter and undoubtedly Jaye Davidson from the Crying Game was the most believably beautiful. Patrick Swayze, Wesley Snipes or John Leguizamo? Oh, let's not torture and terrify ourselves, here.

There are plenty of other categories like ebony, Asian, Bisexual, femdom and even porn stars, but I only have so much space. However, you're welcome to add your own list. In fact, I strongly encourage it as a fun pastime. :D

Posted by sloth at April 6, 2006 4:51 AM

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