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October 11, 2006

Rose Needs a Bologna Sandwitch

I am not one of those people who pretend only to like so-called good TV. I'm not tuning in to public television or highbrow news discussion shows. I'm sure it all stretches back to that repressed upbringing of mine that I simply love crap. I blame my mother who controlled the airwaves in our house growing up. She sometimes even made my father change channels if she didn't approve of a show.

It's the same thing with food too, what wasn't allowed, tastes like freedom now. For example, Kraft Dinner or bologna sandwiches are a real treat since they were off-limits when I was young. Just the other day I even bought myself some grape Kool-Aid Singles. Granted now they've cut the carbs in half and added vitamin C but it still tastes like the fruit of some forbidden fruit.

As per usual, I've resorted to total digression. The point of saying that I like things that aren’t considered so sophisticated was to admit to liking pretty much anything created and produced by Aaron Spelling.

Most recently for me, the spell of Spelling has meant watching "Charmed." Sure three sisters with supernatural powers fighting demons might be more of a stretch than even all of their Lycra-enhanced low-cut tank and tube tops on the show, I remain bewitched by these three TV witches.

It does no harm that one of them is Alyssa Milano. Let's face it, Ms. Milano has one of those petite yet curvy little bods that just doesn't quit. However, what helps many fans to turn in may have hurt a co-star's ego. Therefore, if you can't join her and you certainly can't beat her, what's a girl to do? Apparently, as seems so often the case these days in Hollywood, you can't be better but you still can be thinner.

Poor Rose McGowan, looks as if she could use a few big bowls of my favorite KD and several gallons daily of the old full-sugar version of grape Kool-Aid to regain her former bewitching beauty. Maybe, her co-stars will start using her as prop wand, now that she's magically been transformed into a pointy stick.

Posted by Will Peters at October 11, 2006 10:41 AM

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She looks just fine to me...

Posted by: William Booth at August 22, 2007 8:42 AM

I don't really get it. I'm a big curvy girl myself and here's the problem with that;
Right now, I'm considered by the media (and the media driven pubic) to be "too fat"
If I starved myself or lost weight until I was what the media (and public) wanted I'd be too skinny
. . .
When a celebrity gets "too skinny" it makes chicks like me look fatter... so no, no... she doesn't look fine to me. She and all those skinny chicks need to eat something and say screw the media. Not like huge tires around the waste, but just healthy living.

Posted by: Kat at March 5, 2008 2:36 PM

I don't get it. Women of all types and sizes are attractive. They either are or aren't. Weight usually has nothing to do with it. Fitness is one thing, but body size and shape are generally decided by genetics. The fact that many women already suffer from anorexia and bulimia is bad enough. The media reinforcing the "need" to be skinny has driven women to resort to elective gastric surgery in an effort to "control" their weight.
Skinny stars do nothing for me. They look like underdevelopped boys w/ boob jobs. Give me a healthy woman that exercises and eats.

Posted by: Motorod at March 18, 2009 3:03 PM

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