July 27, 2007
Vintage Erotica
Everything old is new again, or as my mother often paraphrased from the bible, there's no new sin under the sun. However, I always say if it ain't broke don't fix it. We live in a society where the boundaries of good taste have been pushed to the limit. When we keep seeing celebrity naughty bits exposed in front of paparazzi' cameras, we rather lose the sense of Hollywood glamour. Nevertheless, we get some glamour back at Marthas Girls.
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July 9, 2007
Hot Tub Sex
A while back, I reviewed Home Voyeur Video. I liked the site because despite it using the premise of being clandestinely filmed footage, it was rather more obvious that most of the amateurs involved were pornstar wannabes, more than willing to perform directly towards the camera. There are scenes of innocently voyeuristic stuff, such as chicks changing their clothes, or getting out of the shower, but plenty of the content is out and out homemade hardcore instead.
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July 4, 2007
Virtual Porn
Many dudes dream of building the perfect female that would love only them, like the plot to a bad teen movie in the eighties. Nevertheless, technology has progressed and although you won't quite be having sex with robot, at least you can have some fun with interactive porn such as the Virtua Girl 2 service. You can have your own private striptease right on your desktop and tell the 3D model of choice what to do for you on screen.
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June 11, 2007
Nudist Naturist
When I was 18 years old, I went on a cultural exchange to France. The first morning at breakfast time, my French host mother met me in her kitchen wearing a thin white cotton T-shirt that barely reached the top of her tiny bikini briefs. I could clearly see the outline of her nipples and the reddish patches of her areoles underneath the flimsy fabric. I was scandalized and immediately decided that all of Europe must be filled with exhibitionist ladies, such as one finds on X Nudism.
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May 11, 2007
Talking Dirty
When I was younger, I would often fall prey to loads of verbal abuse from my peers. I never quite fit in and they made my social awkwardness abundantly clear. They would often even say things such as, I was a loser, I was weird and that I'd never belong. Maybe that's why I find it interesting to read about The English Manor. You can listen to audio files in which its star Mistress Sidonia verbally berates you for being worthless human being.
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April 30, 2007
Princess of Porn
Many young women like to think of themselves as princesses and some of them certainly do act as if they have a God-given sense of entitlement. However, I suppose in some cases, when they're as pretty as Princess Blueyez is, you might feel more than willing to bow down on bended need and pledge your love as a loyal subject to such a sweet monarch. Besides, the model whose name is actually Cassandra doesn't act like a spoiled brat, but is bubbly and outgoing instead.
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April 27, 2007
Jail Sex
When trying to find a tie in site for an interesting love story, or should I say tale of lust that I read online today, I was forced to choose a site that I have mentioned in past entries. Uniform Taboo is one of the most thorough sites when it comes to the diversity of what outfits its models wear. You have the pompom babes, nurses, nuns and the most appropriate link to our story, business attire. Sometimes, the spreads are completely over-the-top, others times they seem more plausible.
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April 20, 2007
Virgins Having Sex
We have loads of sites with the word virgin right in the name, such as Virgin Off and Secret Virgin, which claim to involve the deflowering of young ladies. The only one that I know of that goes a step further to actually try to prove the premise true is New Virgin Everyday, since the dudes there actually rub a cloth, or the girl's panties across her supposedly popped cherry and show the camera the resulting stains. Nevertheless, I find a site such as Web Virgins more believable.
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April 18, 2007
Excessive Masturbation
Nothing is perhaps sexier than seeing a girl enjoying herself. Nothing perhaps except two girls helping each other enjoy their love buttons, such is the theme of Four Finger Club. Lovely ladies finger one another as well as using dildos, vibrators and other sex toys to bring the juices out of the pink we think is so delicious to see. There are over 213 episodes of this babe-on-babe action in great-looking videos and regular-res pics.
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March 23, 2007
Hot Chicks - Old Dicks
The media tells us that we no longer have to get old. Then again, they also market a million different ways to stay young despite all the odds, from miracle wrinkle creams to little blue pills that keep our libidos intact. I guess as the baby boomers start to realize that retirement age is no longer a decade away, there's considerable panic. Nevertheless, with sites such as Dave Cummings and The Dirty Old Man, I guess there is hope for all of us.
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March 8, 2007
Extreme Girls Gone Wild!
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Ladies and gentlemen, the world of adult entertainment is filled with some crazy porn stars! Extreme girls are everywhere, assuming you have a moderate view of what the average person would consider “extreme.” However, porn has its own version of the hardest of hardcore stars. From numerous conversations I’ve had doing interviews with performers, there are a handful of names that keep coming up. Sandra Romain and Belladonna have been made famous in the video world, but online is a little different. As weird as it is to say, the top three extreme girls are all really good friends. They have sister-sites, all part of the Extreme Girls Network, that are all connected in more ways than one. Think you know the trio I’m talking about? Keep reading and see…
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March 2, 2007
Biker Chick Boobs
Most women like the bad boys. Sure, the evolved woman says that she wants a sensitive, caring and gentle man. However, the female of the species, just like the males, are ruled by primitive instincts. They want a dominant buck when it comes time to fuck. Maybe, that same animal desire explains why some dudes, me included, appreciate nasty chicks, as you see on Bike Babes.
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February 23, 2007
Buffalo Cops - Chubby Chasers
As supermodels seem to be dropping like flies, I'm more convinced that porn, always criticized for objectifying women's bodies embraces more diverse ideals of the female form. Sure, you do have your usual cliche blondes with tiny waists and giant fake tits, but you also have BBW sites such as XL Girls where all the curves are real. There's nothing better than a little padding to cushion the pushing, whether it's some ample hips or a bootylicious bottom.
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February 20, 2007
Old Women Fucking Young Boys
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I have always found older women more seductive than younger women. The way they carry themselves, the way they speak and the secrets of life they can provide for a younger man is worthy of admiration. Adult entertainment has a little bit of everything for everyone. But there is plenty of mature women to satisfy your fantasy, mine and just about anyone else on the planet. There are so many sites that feature old women fucking young boys that it would make your head spin. But I’m here today to set you straight with this look at three older-women-with-younger-guys sites that you won’t want to miss.
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February 16, 2007
Pornstar Ron Jeremy's Memoirs
Generally, when you think of staying power and longevity when it comes to a pornstar, it's not the length or endurance of his career that you'd expect to have in mind. Most of the time, you imagine a porn career might not last forever but one man has definitely shown that it isn't impossible for even a short, fat guy to make a name for himself that lasts more than the 15 minutes of fame that everyone is entitled to at some point. Check out the Adult Associate and you'll see what I mean.
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February 12, 2007
Lustful Prisoners
Who hasn't had a jail fantasy at one point or another? I mean what could be sexier than being a guard in an all-female prison. All those nasty, bad girls locked up and kept away from the general population of men. There only option to have their womanly needs be met is to get down and dirty with a male official or better yet go lesbo with a fellow woman prisoner. Then of course, there's the whole discipline issue as is the main theme of Bars And Stripes.
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January 31, 2007
Naked Sport
Last time, I talked about sex in the great outdoors. Today, I'd like to mention a site that I reviewed myself that had the public nudity happening both, outside and inside. Indoors might not seem very controversial, but on Public Flash some of the locations for photo spread, include the interiors of churches. I won't deny that given my religious upbringing, I'm always a bit superstitious. I don't really believe in any divinity, I’d even say I'm an atheist not agnostic.
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January 29, 2007
Sex Outside
There's nothing like sex in the great outdoors. That's especially true when there's an audience. That's why I like Public Invasion. Unlike some voyeuristic offerings, the hot Czech chicks it features aren't just flashing a tit or letting us take a gander upskirt. They're willing to go all the way. Sure, according to Peacock, they're not fucking in every scene but they do at least suck dick and get a creamy facial in various indiscreet locations.
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January 19, 2007
Man Eating Pussy Defense
I've already written about the joys of puss eating. I've explained that I don't understand why some guys don't like the taste, Then again, I do remember that once on Sex And The City, the character of Miranda complained she didn't like to kiss her boyfriend after he'd gone down on her, since she couldn't handle tasting herself. Nevertheless, according to Clit Lickin Lesbians, girls who love girls don't mind a little woman juice on the old lips.
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January 15, 2007
Orgasm Contest
I'm sure there's some annoyingly coy cliche to describe bouncing back from a raunchy scandal that loses you one supposedly honorable position in life by signing up to host the equivalent of the live stage version of Screaming O. Something about life giving you lemons or maybe more like, fate bestowing a nice set of melons. Whatever the case, nothing makes me smile more than hypocrisy in the face of hypocrisy from someone else who was more self-righteous than he was actually morally superior.
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January 10, 2007
Mature Sex
I get loads of spam selling me discount Viagra. I've known a few dudes who have tried the little blue pill and told me that since they didn't actually have erectile dysfunction to begin with, it gave them a massively painful headache along with crazily rigid hard-on. I think I'll stick to all-natural sex where the only throbbing head is the one not on the end of my neck. Anyway, these medications do apparently work well for older folks looking for a good poke. It might explain how they filmed Oldje.
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January 3, 2007
Condom Fetish
Condoms for many folks aren't considered sexy. It might not be a latex fetish as kinky as PVC And Latex shows but encasing one's rod in rubber has some obvious benefits in protecting your future sex life from becoming complicated or unpleasant. Nevertheless, many individuals, both male and female don't like buying them.
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January 2, 2007
Best Sex Can Be Had in the Water
There are a lot of great places to make love. There are also a lot of terrible ones. One of the worst for me was at the side of a highway. I’m not much of an exhibitionist, but there we were, at dusk, going at it in the bushes on the side of one of the busiest highways in the city. Damn bramble scars will be with me for eternity, I think. On the other side of the coin is something like having sex in a pool. Safety concerns aside, it is an experience everyone needs to have at some point.
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December 27, 2006
Pageant Girl Behaving Badly
I always think that the whole idea of beauty pageants being wholesome and all-American is laying it on a little thick. It's about as believable, as a billionaire having hair as bad a Donald Trump does. I can't believe that he doesn't that some of "his girls" as he calls the contestants of Miss USA, might not be the epitome of sugar and spice and everything nice. Granted with that disaster on his head, he must mistake utter denial of reality for the self-confidence he proclaims as the secret of his success.
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December 19, 2006
The Wonders of Wife Sharing
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I have a good friend who I grew up with. We went to elementary school together, played on the same hockey team and even dated / shared some of the same girls—although never at the same time. As we got into our college years, we went separate ways. His took him down a path towards sales while mine… well, it took me here! We kept in touch and visited each other when we could. After school, he moved away, but he always came back to visit. It was on one of these trips that he told me how he met his future wife.
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December 15, 2006
Reality Creampie
I always love the kind of action one sees on site such as Creampie Reality. Unprotected sex isn't the most responsible choice as far as STDs go, not to mention pregnancy or HIV. Nevertheless, we all know that besides seeing it happen vicariously through raw hardcore porn, human beings easily become caught up in the moment. Pleasure in the moment often precludes worrying about the long-term consequences down the road.
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December 12, 2006
Entering The World of The Braless Wife
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I have a friend who is a cop. He’s not a close friend, so when we get together at parties, I have no qualms when his super-hot wife flirts with me. She is careful never to do it around him, though, and for that I’m glad. However, every time I pass by their place, she is always working around the house without a bra on. A super hot wife with fantastic boobs and no bra is enough to make even the most trusting of friends question their loyalties. I guess this is partly the reason why there’s so much nude mature pussy porn on the net. It saves a lot of guys from losing control and crossing boundaries with the wives of police officers, thus landing in heaps of hot water.
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December 5, 2006
A Lust for Droopy Boobs
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Women the world over seem to shudder at the mention of sagging breast. Our bodies slowly degrade over time and perky pillows are often the first to go—or are at least the first to be missed. Yet sagging boobies can be a draw all their own. Mature sagging breasts have long been the fetish of MILF hunters near and far and women with fat droopy boobs are responsible for the BBW craze. If you are looking for tits that sag, you have options!
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November 6, 2006
Big Meat
One of my all-time favorite sites, as far as premises go, is Big Sausage Pizza. It cracks me up every time. What could be more classic than the idea of a pizza delivery guy getting it on with some hot chick who ordered her pie with extra meat? The promo shots are especially enjoyable with the double cheesy scenes of the dudes who stick their dicks through the bottom of the boxes.
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October 18, 2006
Real Sex Dolls Work Asian Escort Services
A while back, I wrote about the ultimate sex dolls. They creepily resemble wax museum figures, life-like and unmoving. However, they have fully posable steel skeletons coated in skin made from silicon, malleable and warm to the touch. For the most part, they've kept them realistic.
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October 6, 2006
Prince Offers Double to Stop Tits & Ass Show
I'm hardly an investigative reporter. However, looking for a photo to illustrate this next story, I found something far more interesting illustrating the old adage, "Don't believe everything you read."
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September 29, 2006
Half-baked Scheme Screws Couple in 30 Minutes or Less
Folks enjoy a whiff of Mary Jane's spliff do unusual things. Need proof, check out Beaver Bong. It didn't score well last time it but too much of the chronic ain't so motivating. The inevitable slacking means it's lacking in new episodes. Nevertheless, it's a unique concept especially after a few tokes.
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September 18, 2006
Man with Stump Rejects Stiff's Stiffie
Some cultures in the past used to eat the flesh of their enemies captured in battle in order to steal their powers, strength and fighting warrior spirits while other cannibalistic societies, did it as a way of honoring dead relatives, again based on the theory that one would absorb all good qualities during their digestion.
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September 15, 2006
Utah's Naked Home Schooling
Generally, I think of home schooling as being the domain of overly protective parents who want to guard against the evils of public educational institutions that might influence their precious offspring to believe in crazy things like the theory of evolution or the right for women to vote.
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September 13, 2006
Slutty Submissive Ad is Tasteless Prank in Seattle
If you've ever gone online to hook up for sex, you know there are always poseurs. People get off just by getting messages without any intention of meeting. Being an attention whore isn't completely counterintuitive for me to understand. Some appearance-obsessed individuals really enjoy ego stroking more than real-life stroking and poking. I figure that if the virtual is better than the real, these folks don't know how to have good sex anyway.
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August 25, 2006
Lesbo Barbie Does Love Pink
We've all heard those rumors about poor Ken. Every time, he gets an image makeover, he's turned gay. Meanwhile, let's face it. He's really a eunuch. Whether dressed in jeans with a leather vest or his too short tennis shorts, pink polo shirt and sweater swung over his shoulders, whether looking rough trade or preppy and non-threatening, any guy or gal is going to be out of luck.
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August 21, 2006
Seka Shoots Hardcore Cumback
On her website, she headlines herself as 'the platinum princess of porn' but let's face it although she might always hold a place in the annals of porn royalty, she's slightly too long in the tooth to qualify as anything less than a former queen of hardcore. Now, after years of classic clips and old pics, Seka has finally released some new footage for her fans.
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August 16, 2006
Redhead Whores Get Laid More
I once had some light highlights put in and I can say it garners more attention even from unlikely sources. Even the cashier at the grocery store seemed nicer when I had a few hairs of the golden hue. It was as if suddenly my cart full of low-calorie frozen dinners no longer scanned as 'lonely loser with weight-control issues' but flashed lean, mean and available across the register display.
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August 11, 2006
Porn Star Carey Shoots for Governor of California
First, let me just say that probably my favorite word in the entire English language has to be "gubernatorial" - nothing says prestige in politics like a word that has a first syllable so similar to goober. Nevertheless, as per usual, I digress. At any rate, if you want to see a prestigious race for the seat of governor the best State in the Union has to be California, where a porn star hopes to grab a hold of the seat of current Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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August 9, 2006
No Happy Ending for Hubby Humping Masseuse
I have to admit that as much as it always seems appealing, in reality it never works out for me to get a massage. I have this strange condition where my back muscles are so tense that even a skilled professional can end up doing more harm than good undoing all the knots in my pretzelized posterior. I normally enjoy it while it's happening and shortly there after but the next day or even the day after that, similar to the delayed aching from a good workout, I'll wake up feeling as if a Mack truck hit me.
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August 2, 2006
Expensive Rocks Uncovered Under Cock
There are so many words in the English language to describe male genitals. Some are phonetically vulgar sounding such as 'cock' despite having seemingly innocent origins. Others are funny or even silly to hear such as 'willy'. Then of course we have more euphemistic terms, such as 'manhood' or 'his sex' but perhaps, both humorous and vague is the term, 'family jewels' that in tandem evokes the reproductive properties of the organs and the pride many men take in having them.
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August 1, 2006
Pornotopia: Field of Wet Dreams!
I think my first brush with porn came sometime in my early grade school years. A friend was walking through the forest one day and came across a magical bag of smut. I remember looking at the pictures, wondering what this world was that was unfolding before my rapidly-bulging eyes and, um, pants! I wanted to be the one heading home with that gym bag of goodies over my shoulder. Instead, it took me years to build my collection. Hey, it ain’t easy at 11! Anyway, this is what I thought about when I heard about the madness dubbed Pornotopia by the Belgian media.
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July 31, 2006
The Skinny on Digging Fat Chicks
I have horrible eating habits but they sued to be worse. I was fat when I was young but managed to lose about 60 pounds in six months my first year at college. Many folks wondered what the secret to my success. I was too embarrassed to admit that I was eating a bag of potato chips and one candy bar each day with nothing else except 2-litres of diet cola and a couple pots of coffee.
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July 28, 2006
Strip Poker Tourney to set Naked Record
Myself, I'm not much of a gambling man. A couple bucks on lottery tickets is about the biggest loss I can handle and believe me, I seldom if ever win when it comes to games of chance. I think I've played cards once for money and I was so upset at losing that someone else offered to share her winnings and eventually the whole game got called off since I was such a poor loser.
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July 26, 2006
Busting a Nut on Hidden Cam
The strangest part of my job reviewing porn has been when we moved to a new open concept setup. I used to have a small office of my own and now I have people sitting on either side of me. To those around me, the sites I truly enjoy as a man are obvious as my attention peaks, so to speak.
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July 24, 2006
Grannies' Sexy Panties Online
Most might not know the different between knitting and crochet, so let me explain a few basic differences. Knitting uses two long needles while crocheting uses a single, shorter hook. Crochet yarn resembles more string or cotton twine than does the usual fuzzy knitting wool. Finally, knitting typically creates linear patterns while crocheting forms circular shapes that can connect together into larger designs.
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July 22, 2006
Tale of Tail Deifies Indian Dude
Just as some men walk with arms slightly bent at the elbow to show that their biceps are so huge that their arms can't hang down straight, others purposely strut with legs slightly bowed as a signal that they carry their biggest guns not on the side of their belts but right in the middle. Subtlety or so they think, hinting at a mega-caliber concealed weapon. Normally, it's a lot of malarkey and they resemble apes walking around with knees and arms half-bent.
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July 19, 2006
Factual or Fictional Female Scorned
I just went through a breakup. There was no official dumping, just an unexplained ceasing of all communication after a month of long romantic weekends spent together in the country. Eventually, friend of my dearly departed explained first, that I was dumped and then that I had been replaced by someone new.
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July 17, 2006
Nude Dudes Sues - Judge Smells a Rat Terrier
Do you ever feel bombarded by a headline in the news? Being obstinate by nature, I often refuse to check out the whole story even if the title seems titillating. That how I almost missed a tale whose back-story is far more interesting than the fact someone wants a tanned, naked backside.
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July 14, 2006
Widower Grandpa's Naughty Hobby
I seem to be perpetually single except for brief rather meaningless relationships. I am worried about growing old alone. I mean for now I seem to be able to get laid but I fear down the road it won't happen if my date isn't paid. Perhaps not the romantic way to think of the benefit of a long-term relationship but as much as some people fear monogamy leads to monotony, I think it's better to be bored with the same person than not getting any at all.
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July 12, 2006
Arsenic and New Breasts
Everyone grieves the death of a loved one in his or her own way. There is no right or wrong way to grieve but there are some somewhat suspicious ways to deal with one's mourning that might lead to more than a few disapproving glances from nosey neighbors. I would think that if one were married to someone that died under unusual conditions you might want to reign in the merry widow behavior.
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July 10, 2006
Non-Sexist Smut Awards
Pornography has often gotten a bad rep from feminists. Accusations of being sexist and supporting the exploitation or even abuse of female performers as well as the argument that it incites similar aggression against women in men that view it, have all been leveled against porn. Meanwhile, there have been sexually provocative female performers in mainstream mediums such as the music industry that have countered that a woman can liberate herself by owning her sexuality and using it to promote her personal ambitions without fear of exploitation.
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July 7, 2006
Lawyer Sues over Digital Dating Defamation
If you've tried the online dating thing then you might be aware that it can be a bit like high school. People, especially those without relationships of their own, tend to gossip about everyone else's affairs. Rumors run rampant and rejected rivals often press out sour grapes whining to anyone who will listen.
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July 5, 2006
Painted Nipples, Tits Still Bare
Many a successful performance career has been launched due to controversy. The saying has always been that there is no such thing as bad publicity. However, at times that's not always true, just as Janet Jackson how well her "wardrobe malfunction" went over.
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July 3, 2006
Twice as Sexy - World's Sexiest Twins
Identical twins fascinate me. Being self-absorbed (to put it mildly) I often wonder what it would be like to have one. Someone looking exactly like me with a separate personality but a strange psychic connection shared between us both. What trouble, we might get into doing. Then again, one of me is already more than trouble enough. Successful human cloning is a long way off, so no one need loose sleep worrying there will be two of me anytime soon.
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June 28, 2006
Snatchless, Snatch and Grabbers
We've been hearing a lot of about fraud regarding claims for emergency aid after Hurricanes Katrina and Rita. Rumor (and fact in some cases) has it that people have been claiming non-existent dead dependents and using disaster relief debit cards to pay for lap dances, tropical vacations, champagne and diamond jewelry. Most fraudsters are scattered far from New Orleans itself but in that city, there's a far more unusual crime spree occurring.
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June 26, 2006
Hard Won Part Victory
All my email accounts are bombarded daily with penis-related junk mail. Headlines such as, "size does matter" or "please her the way she needs to be pleased" are enough to make anybody a bit dick-obsessed and wondering how the old Johnson measures up in the sack. Especially, when most of the ads imply that your significant other has enjoyed bigger and better but lies to you to protect your feelings. It's enough to undermine the confidence of even the most secure.
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June 12, 2006
Randy Brit's Online Bid for Sexy Threesome
How times have changed. It used to be that if a couple wanted to explore the more adventurous side of their sexuality that they'd pursue their sexual goals in the most clandestine manner. Private key parties and secret meetings at some dimly lit swinger's club in the basement of the local Masonic lodge after which neither partner would ever speak.
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June 9, 2006
Balls hit hard - Just missed the right pocket
Alcohol fuels poor decisions. Everyone knows the danger of blackouts, getting into fights or driving drunk. However, that level of intoxication where one is an obvious danger to oneself or others, there's a window of Dutch courage. A place where one doesn't make decisions completely out of character but one has a false sense of security in trying out things that seem harmless enough but end up being far more serious in the end (or in the front, as you'll soon read).
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June 7, 2006
He must have missed the memo...
A certain adrenaline rush comes with misbehaving at work. Suddenly the tedium of earning a living seems dangerous. When I was much younger during my second office job, I was having some major issues at home. In order to keep a stiff upper lip at work, I found it helped to keep something lower down stiff by surfing porn. Unfortunately, my office was "open concept" and my boss enjoyed "MBWA" (management by walking around).
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May 31, 2006
Flying Commando
It seems a few tried and trusted sayings have not proved true. March was unseasonably warm at the beginning and slightly cool in the end. There was no 'in like a lion, out like a lamb.' Then, April showers were supposed to bring May flowers but alas, April was relatively dry while it has rained non-stop in May.
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May 19, 2006
Cheesy Cologne - Smells of Stilton Blue
I don't know how you feel about perfume or cologne and whether it enhances or interferes with your attraction to a man or a woman. Some seem to be gender biased, thinking of women smelling sweet masked in flowery scents while thinking of men as perhaps having a more robust natural musk and barely bathing.
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May 17, 2006
Purity Balls Swollen With Promises
I myself was brought up to believe that premarital sex was wrong but I don't remember it being much of an issue. It went without saying that if you were a good Christian boy or girl that you saved yourself for marriage and no one made much hoopla about the whole thing.
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May 15, 2006
Naked Scrabble Art?
I don't know how you feel about art. More precisely what actually qualifies as art? Sometimes these days it seems as if controversy overtakes true artistic merit but maybe I'm just too simplistic in my understanding of what message is trying to be conveyed by today's post-modern artists. At any rate, it's always amazing to witness the creativity and unlikely materials used by some of today's best-known talents.
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May 10, 2006
Tawdry Times Past Terminates Teacher
I remember my first day at school I had the biggest crush on my teacher. She was young and pretty, wasn't my mother and was a miss rather than a missus. I was so heartbroken when she left my class to get married (how old school was that). Times have changed and yet conservative values still reign in educating our future young Republicans.
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May 5, 2006
Pink Thinks Oral Sex Blows
Sometimes it makes me snicker how much the world has changed and how little it hasn't in many ways. Famous people still always have to deal with gossip and rumors as they always have done but nowadays they don't combat it with cover-ups but fight fire with fire by revealing often times what most would deem too much information.
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May 1, 2006
Neighbors Feel Screwed in Cul-de-sac
Between the subway and work, there's a big square with a park in the center ringed by expensive brownstones. It often attracts television and movie productions so when I'm running late I curse the frustration of everybody's favorite, location shot being right in the path to the rabbit hole. Nevertheless, I get over it.
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April 28, 2006
Super Sluts Give Super Cuts?
The most erotic, non-sexual public experience is a scalp massage from the woman who cuts my hair. Sheer ecstasy and she does a great cut to boot. I notice most female customers pick male stylists perhaps believing "homos know hair best" as many gay friends attest. My girl deals almost exclusively with men. Since a man's cut costs half of what chick's doos do, I might feel sorry for her, except she exploits her niche so well.
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April 26, 2006
She Looks Like A Much Younger Man
Nowadays, one gets the impression that age isn't supposed to count for anything at all, not older not wiser. Many times the media sells stars, as "just as hot" as someone, half her age or even "she could pass for someone much younger" as if any sign of maturity would be a bad thing. We keep hearing things such as "forty is the new thirty" so what happened to growing old gracefully?
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April 24, 2006
Building in the Buff
Have you ever thought that your work would be more interesting if you could do it in the nude? If you're a fry cook maybe not. Meanwhile, for someone like me who spends time reviewing porn all day, being naked doesn't seem like such a stretch. Nevertheless, since I work in an office not in the privacy of my own home, I manage somehow to keep my clothes on around here. Then again, no one has ever asked me to install shelves.
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April 21, 2006
Phony MD Offers Free Breast Exams
Sometimes, when you think the world has become jaded and overly suspicious, you hear a story that reaffirms the fact that there will always be those who place great in the rest of humankind. Unfortunately, often these tales of trusting innocents tend to prove that being paranoid and distrustful at least prevents one from appearing like a complete idiot when someone chooses to abuse the trust of the too trusting.
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April 19, 2006
Dermatology Sites - Bad Skin Sin Is In
Sometimes smart people seem pretty dumb when it comes to using their common sense. Perhaps, we all have a tendency to excuse stupidity as a naïf belief in the goodness of human nature. For example, many of us have been reckless about the security of personal property at one time or another, only to be shocked when an unguarded object is stolen. You feel foolish but you blame your trust in others rather than your carelessness.
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April 18, 2006
Future Sex Accessories
When America's best-known researchers in the field of sexuality met recently to discuss development in the upcoming decade of their research, many concluded that they foresee a future of artificial sex partners designed to fulfill one's every desire. According to Julia Heiman, director for the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction at Indiana University, "What is very likely to be present before 2016 would be a multi-sensual experience of virtual sex."
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April 13, 2006
Sorority Online Sex Dating Scandal
I know that some folks wonder if sex dating sites really pan out for any real action. I guess pan out needs to be changed to pandering. We've all had those fantasies about sex crazed sorority sisters. Apparently, it's not a crime, it never happens. It's a crime that did happen in Tampa. Apparently, not just out-of-state coeds go crazy down there.
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April 8, 2006
Tiny Gun Creates Weapon of Mass Destruction
A while ago, in a BBC documentary about penis obsession, I witnessed a man who paid $12 000 US to add a maximum of three-quarters of an inch to the length and a similarly small increment to the width of his statistically average penis so it would be just slightly above average. The operation and the stretching apparatus that had to be worn a minimum of 8 hours a day for 3 months required a serious commitment for minimal results. I couldn't imagine what it would be like, if you did all that and didn't achieve the full possible benefits.
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April 1, 2006
Charity Gets Screwed
Over the years I've met a few apparently kind-hearted souls that seem to give to others more than they receive. I've always had my doubts about true altruism, mostly because the individuals who were givers often complained about people being ungrateful despite claiming they're generous without expecting anything in return. Generally, I think many do-gooders are only guilty of needing to be needed, which is hardly a sin. Nevertheless, sometimes more than self-glorification lurks below the charitable surface. No good deed goes unpunished even when a good deed goes bad.
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March 30, 2006
Boss Springs a Cherry of a Trap
It's finally beginning to feel like springtime here in the North East, which is like our bright yang after months of dark yin. I often wonder if people living elsewhere in warmer areas miss out on the uncontrollable exuberance that fills the atmosphere around us on the very first day that it's warm enough to go outside without wearing a winter jacket. It's spring and love is in the air at least partly because no one has to dress like the Michelin man anymore.
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March 28, 2006
Online Sex Contacts
I belong to a few chat groups online, and most of them are basically sex-oriented. The people I meet there are almost invariably good people. Occasionally some flamer drops by to tell us we're all going to hell, but for the most part you find people of all ages, all sexes (there's quite a few, apparently), ethnicities and backgrounds. We argue about politics, talk about the news, trade stories about our kids and pets, and discuss anal sex and whipping and masturbating into women's underwear. Things like that.
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March 17, 2006
Who Needs Sex
Sex didn't always exist. There are plenty of organisms that do quite well without it even now, at least on the unicellular level, reproducing by splitting themselves in half with no muss, no fuss, and no costly dinner-and-a-movie dates. The process is called fission and it couldn't be simpler. Cells in our body do it all the time.
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March 16, 2006
And The Bride Wore Nothing
Queen Victoria popularized wearing a white wedding dress as a symbol of purity of heart and innocence. As time has gone by, many have interpreted the color white as implying a bride is innocent and pure by spectators inferring that she is a virgin. Countries around the world have adopted the white tradition even in China wear traditionally brides wore red, the color of happiness. Now the Chinese have come up with a new trend. It drops the virginal dresses, makes many parents see red and gives an entirely new meaning to the term, "blushing bride."
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March 15, 2006
Procreation
As far as Nature's concerned, we have one purpose: procreation. Nature doesn't care how we do it-whether we impress women with big buildings or works of art or scads of money or beautiful poetry-all nature wants is that the sperm meets the egg and that the resulting child reach an age where he or she can repeat the entire operation: procreation.
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March 11, 2006
Mutual Pleasure
Sex is the only activity I can think of in which you receive pleasure and give pleasure at the same time. In other words, doing it to someone else feels good to you too, at the very moment you're doing it.
There are other things that seem like they could fit this bill. Certainly, giving my lover a back rub feels good to her and I enjoy it too, but let's be serious. I'm doing it because I'm expecting she's going to do something good to me in return. Or if not, if I'm just doing it because I like the feel of her skin under my hands, well, that's sexual, isn't it?
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March 10, 2006
Ogling
A picture tells a thousand words
Women are suave. They are subtle, appreciative of the sights in front of them and never give away their sexual interest when looking at men or women. At least most don't. In fact, girls are experts at looking at tits, asses, and even the hypnotic swinging pendulum of male joggers, and guys barely notice their gazing.
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March 9, 2006
The Zap Moment
You walk into the party and you're not happy to be there. You scan the crowd, already looking for the exits, when you see her and your eyes lock with an almost audible click!. This isn't the boingg! you feel when you see a knock-out or the a-oo-gah! that tells you she wants to have sex with you. This is a click, deep and visceral, that you feel in your balls. A moment later she lifts her chin and looks away, but now the hunt is on. You have to talk to her and find out what she did to you. You've just experiences a Zap moment.
I had to write a scene lately with a big, fat Zap moment in it, and so I sat down and tried to figure out what it is. At first I thought it was easy-it's someone who find you interesting. but then I realized that's not it. Sexual interest is more often the sidelong glance, the checking up-and-down.
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March 4, 2006
Cheap Clothes
Took her to Dot's the other day and bought her a bunch of clothes. This is one kind of clothes shopping I'm always up for, and I'm always the one who suggests it.
I don't know if Dot's is regional or not, but you probably have something similar in your area. It's a deep discount women's clothing store-girls' clothes really-extreme, trendy fashions that never made it. They range from the marginally tasteful to the downright slutty, and all at ridiculously low prices-blouses for $3-$5, outfits for $5-$10. For fifty bucks you can fill two shopping bags. I love the place. At these prices she can wear them once and throw them away, and she often does.
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March 1, 2006
Dignity for sale cheap
Not just famous celebrities have to deal with vindictive exes releasing sordid sex tapes or naked photos. A Welsh man sold 200 snapshots of his ex-wife with the falling caption below, "She was playing away with my so-called best friend and now it's payback time".
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February 26, 2006
What Sex Looks Like
Here's some rather special dirty pictures. You won't see these anywhere else. They're magnetic resonance imaging photos (MRI) of a man and woman having sex and were taken by Dutch researchers who report their results in this paper.
The picture on the right is a simplified diagram of the one on the left so it's easier to see what's going on. The man's body is on the right (you can see his spine), the woman's is on the left. Because they were using MRI, they were able to take a photo like a slice, right through all the business. That kind of bent stick-like thing in the lower middle? Yeah. That's exactly what it is. See the testicle below it? That white thing in the woman's body just above and to the right of the head of his unit? That's her bladder. You can see his bladder too. They're empty, so they show up white.
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February 25, 2006
CockAid
Back in the disco era they came out with something called a CockAid. It was simple, sexual, and as pretty bold, but it never caught on. It was a kind of elastic ring that slipped around a man's package-around the entire works-that you then wore out to the disco. The result was it picked up your meat and two veggies and kind of thrust them out boldly into the world, and in that era of tight trousers, that was making a pretty clear and definite statement. The statement was: Look the Hell at Me!
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February 23, 2006
Human Pheromone Phenomenon
Pheromones are chemical messengers some animals use to communicate, releasing them into the air like natural perfume (or, I guess, BO). They influence the behavior of other animals of the same species, and, nature being nature, that behavior usually involves sex.
Pheromones are well known and documented among insects, where they tend to be pretty simple substances. Some moths are so sensitive that the detection of one single molecule on a male moth's antennae will set him to quivering and searching madly about for the female who air-mailed him the message. It drives him nuts.
Of course, no sooner was that research out than people started hunting around for human pheromones, some sort of magic chemical you could spray on and make the opposite sex fall at your feet, quivering like that male moth. There was never any hard evidence found for human pheromones, but there were suggestions. A researcher found back in the '70's that co-eds who lived together began to show synchronization in their menstrual cycles, apparently by sending some sort of chemical message to one another. She finally found that by placed underarm scrapings from one woman on another woman's upper lip, she could influence the second woman's cycle. That's close, but not exactly what the guys in marketing were looking for.
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February 18, 2006
Steroids and Sex
Every so often I get kind of tempted to fool around with steroids. I know they're illegal for athletes, and they're dangerous, but wouldn't it be nice to turn some of this flab into muscle, and some of this laissez-faire wimpiness into more a focused male edginess? I don't want to bust any veins with aggression or roid rage, but maybe a little testosterone would give me more confidence and put an attractively predatory gleam in my eye. I decided to check it out on the web.
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February 11, 2006
Vibrating Cock Rings
I see that Trojan, the condom maker, is now selling a vibrating penis ring. For those of you who don't know, this is an elastic ring that slips around the base of your cock and has a little vibrator attached to it. It's hard to tell from the product photo, but usually they have a battery pack/controller attached to them by a wire so it doesn't get in the way of insertion. You slip the ring over your tool, hit the switch, and supposedly turn yourself into a human vibrator. Supposedly.
I played around with these years ago. After all, the idea seems great. Women love vibrators. Vibrators make them come. Therefore, if I turn my cock into a vibrator, women will love it when we have sex.
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February 10, 2006
When at first you don't fuck-Swede..try, try again.
Now there have always been those that have argued that sexual orientation is only a matter of choice not genetics. Nevertheless, given the choice, some German males still stick with their buddies rather than going off with some hot Swede bred imports. I guess they prefer their local Bavarian sausage to a foreign smorgasbord.
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February 8, 2006
Deputy Perv On Duty
One normally assumes those candid up skirt sites are often times staged. However, it's not so difficult to suspend one's disbelief to enjoy some voyeuristic soft-core, besides pursuing the real thing might get you the reputation of pervert or even arrested. However, if one was one of the people normally doing the arresting, one might expect to get away with it.
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February 7, 2006
Sluts and Porn
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I haven't heard a man refer to a woman as a "slut" since high school. At least not in an insulting way. Oh sure, angry men-men who've just been dumped, men who've been hurt-use the word quite a bit, and so do men in the throes of passion (but with caution. She might not like it even then). However, as a description of a woman's morals, I just never hear it very much from men. I hear it a lot more from women.
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February 5, 2006
Erogenoscopic Zones
Tits, ass, legs. Those are probably the most common erogenous zones for men. Or maybe I should say erogenoscopic, meaning the parts of a women that men find most arousing to look at, as opposed to erogenous, which means the parts that are most subject to stimulation. Your erogenous zones are what turns you on, your erogenoscopic zones are what turns other people on.
Supposedly, different countries and cultures go for different erogenoscopic zones. The US has long had a reputation as the home of the tit-man. In Brazil the ass is the prime mover. The thong panty and Rio bikini bottom were supposedly developed in Brazil to show off that country's favorite female asset.
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February 1, 2006
Porn-watching brothers get fries with their arrests
I understand some people (you know who you are) think other drivers don't notice when you're singing out-loud along with the car radio even when you've stopped at a light with the sunroof open. Hey, as long as you're not picking your nose while you do it, that's silly but cool still. However, these fine fellows didn't clue in that other drivers might not see watching porn in the drive-thru lane at Mickee Dee's as so comical[...]
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January 30, 2006
Women's Clothes
I love women's clothes. Not to wear them (not much comes in my size),but to watch them wearing them, and here's why: When a woman dresses, she knows just what she's doing. She doesn't throw on whatever's still clean and leave it at that. She looks at what the clothes say about her—how she wants to be perceived, what she thinks of herself, and what she wants you to think about her.
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January 28, 2006
Female Orgasm
The question of the female orgasm has been in the news lately. Not how to you achieve it, but what's it for?
It seems like a pretty silly question, but consider: the purpose of the male orgasm is pretty obvious—it accompanies the ejection of semen necessary for reproduction, so nature makes sure it feels so good we want to do it again and again, just prompting men to run around like maniacs trying to get laid.
Women on the other hand, don't have to orgasm to reproduce. Sure, it's nice, but it's not necessary, and as anyone who's been there can tell you, normal fucking is probably the worst way to try and get a woman to come. So it doesn't seem like the orgasm is there to reinforce screwing for women. If anything, it reinforces cunnilingus and using vibrators.
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January 24, 2006
Bartholin's Gland
A guy I knew had a weird theory about the Bartholin's gland. These are little glands located to the side of the vaginal opening that secrete lubricant when the woman's sexually aroused. This guy thought they did more than that, though. He believed there was something in their secretions that was absorbed by a man's dick during sex, and that this absorption was what made penetrative M/F sex so much more satisfying than masturbation or a hand job or even oral or anal. He had big plans to analyze these secretions and isolate the substance and put it into a cream guys could slather on their cocks whenever they got horny. He thought it would calm them down, make them happy, and pretty much put an end to war and unhappiness.
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January 21, 2006
Legalize It!
For years and years there has been a debate about whether or not prostitution should be legalized in the United States. There is no doubt that the world’s oldest profession will continue to go on regardless of whether some cronies in Washington decide to recognize it or not but the debate got me thinking of the merits of finally legalizing what goes on everyday in the country. For starters, the main argument in favor of sanctioning sex for sale is that with such legalization comes the ability for regulation. This basically means that there could be state offices mandating health screenings for the prostitutes as well as eliminating the predatory and oftentimes dangerous associations of prostitutes with their pimps.
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January 17, 2006
Crafts That Martha Never Does on TV
Generally, the term "crafts" evokes a certain wholesome, old-fashioned family fun kind of feeling. I remember my own grandmother used to make hot pads for protecting tabletops from burns out of old bottle caps [...]
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January 15, 2006
Once, Twice, Two Times a Man
Living in Montreal I have seen enough drag queens, transvestites and transsexuals to recognize that even from a naif perspective, the motivation for each way of living is quite different. Some seem to be expressing something from the inside out while others seek to change their experience from the outside in. Deciding to alter medically one's body to conform to one's internal image of oneself is not a decision taken lightly.
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January 14, 2006
Unwarranted Ageism?
image courtesy of mature vs young
Surely there are portions of the population who look down on relationships
that span many years in terms of the ages of the people involved. I think it
is more accepted for an older man to take on a younger woman than it is vice
versa. I have a friend who recently became involved with a much older woman
and his friends all but abandoned him because of his unconventional relationship.
It got me wondering about this apparent unequalled acceptance.
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December 26, 2005
Electronically Transmitted STDs
Sometimes it's not a story that's funny but where one reads it that proves amusing. Sometimes one just knows that no matter how unbiased the delivery of information, the target audience will easily read into it to support political or moral slants.
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December 23, 2005
Canada Keeps Swinging
I can now proudly declare that we really are the True North Strong and Free up here in Canada. We had garnered that kind of reputation due to gay but now we can say the same about the heterosexual practice of going to swinger clubs.
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December 17, 2005
Home for the Holidays
How to have sex with all the relatives around
Every year I travel home for Christmas and generally at some point during those few days when the partying has stopped and there are no nieces and nephews hanging off of you and everyone has gone to bed, there comes a time when you want to have sex. Having sex under my parents roof has always caused me some anxiety, after all do I really want them hearing what I do in bed?
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December 12, 2005
Cabin Fever
The price you pay for membership to the mile high club
We all, or at least I hope we all have lived semi-dangerously by having public sex. Most of us don't get caught, even though there are close call occasions. However, even if you know someone's having sex in the change room next to you at your local Walmart, I doubt that many of us would do more than smile, laugh or snicker.
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December 5, 2005
Great Sex Means Great Ideas
According to a story from Reuters (11/30/05) by Patricia Reaney, researchers have found that such famous names as Pablo Picasso, Lord Byron and Dylan Thomas not only shared generous portions of the gift of creativity, but great sex lives too (just to be clear they aren't implying they shared great sex with each other).
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December 4, 2005
How to give good orgasms
Does anyone really know how?
Sometimes I come across how to articles and certainly when picking up magazines like Cosmo, there are 101 ways that tell you how to land a guy or girl, or break up. It's very rare that I find how-to articles on giving head, hand-jobs or squirting, at least not on the shelves of my local convenience store. Maybe there is, but that's about as likely as finding 'Debbie Does Dallas' at my local Blockbuster.
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December 3, 2005
A Sex Video Worth $200 and Your Mother's Dignity
Many people seem compelled to capture memorable moments on video. They’re not recording weddings, school graduations or birthdays, but doing the nasty with a boyfriend or a girlfriend.
Personally, I tend to feel if it’s worth remembering, it’s worth repeating and anything not worth repeating is better off forgotten. Call me unsentimental, but if I want to sleep with an ex, I just do it in the flesh. Sitting at home watching a homemade XXX version of An Affair to Remember isn’t my style, call me unsentimental I guess.
In the beginning, it was just pseudo-celebrity heiresses caught on camera, but now everyday people seem to be having the same troubles. On azcentral.com, I read a story originally from The Canadian Press (11/17/05) about a girl from Peterborough, Ontario, Canada who stole her mother’s camcorder and sold it for $200. Unfortunately, there was a tape still inside, a recording of her mother having sex with her boyfriend (the mother’s boyfriend not the stealing girl’s beau). Her mom only figured out what had happened when the angry boyfriend called complaining his vessel was a bigger video star than the Titanic. The angrily overexposed matriarch then called police to report her errant offspring’s theft.
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December 2, 2005
Laughter Is An Arousing Thing
There are so many surveys out there that purport to contain the real answer as to what women really want in a guy. Now I know some women who are brutally honest and admit that sexual prowess is a vital consideration when considering any potential mate. I would wholeheartedly agree because sex really is a vital component for a healthy existence. What has me thinking also is that the large majority of these surveys list humor right up there at the top of the pile as most attractive qualities. I like to laugh as much as the next guy but when you mix that in with sexual attraction I find it hard to see the correlation. So, being the curious bugger that I am, I investigated and found out that laughter and orgasm both release a similar chemical in the brain that causes euphoria.
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