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August 15, 2012

Sex Surveys: Kiwis, Women on Top and the iPhone 5
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I love sex and I like reading surveys, so it only makes sense that I am a fan of sex surveys. Here are some things I found out in the last couple days, some of which may surprise you.

KIWIS

New Zealand is famous as the location for the filming the three "Lord of the Rings" movies, but it doesn't appear like rings are really that "precious" to New Zealanders. The Mega Kiwi Sex Survey 2012 showed that 35.1% of women and 35.7% of men confessed to cheating. (The survey doesn't specify about only cheating within a marriage, but I really wanted to get that ring/precious reference in there.)

WOMEN ON TOP

In an episode of "Seinfeld," Kramer mentions how he prefers to have sex with the woman on top so that she can do "all the work." And according to a recent installment of the Adam&Eve.com's Great American Sex Survey, many Americans seem to agree.

The survey found that 36% of respondents favored "female on top." Coming in at number two was good ol' "missionary" with 33% and only getting 20% love was "rear entry." And I gotta say, I am rarely surprised by these surveys, but this one was a shocker to me.

Now, this is all anecdotal, but based on conversations with guys over the years and actual sex I have had with ladies, I would have bet money that "rear entry" was higher on that list.

I just did a quick survey of the office and "doggy style" again finished third. So now I just don't know what to believe anymore. My core beliefs are being rocked to their very foundation.

It is obviously now more important than ever for us lovers of "doggy style" to do it as much as possible and to keep it alive in the hearts and minds of all sexually active adults. So go out there and fuck someone from behind!

THE iPHONE 5

They anticipate that the new iPhone will be release in late September 2012. But what if I told all you men out there that I could get it for you earlier than anyone else and all you had to do was not have sex for one month? If you are a man reading this saying, "No way would I give up sex for a month to get the iPhone 5 early," well, 9 out of 11 guys would agree with you. However, a recent poll revealed that 1 in 11 men (about 9%) would be up for it (pun intended).

Now, I'm an Android guy, so I wouldn't be getting the iPhone 5 early even if I could pick it up while having sex. However, I did notice something interesting about the poll that made the results much less surprising.

The poll said that 1 in 11 men in loving relationships would forego sex for a month if it meant getting the new iPhone 5 early. Did you catch that "men in loving relationships" part?

And, again, this is all anecdotal, but if the guys I know who are in "loving relationships" at the moment are any indicator, going a month without sex is pretty much par for the course. And the only thing they are getting is really good at erasing their Internet browsing history and hairy palms. So in that situation, an early iPhone 5 sounds pretty sweet.

Actually, the biggest surprise I saw was that only 14% of men would be willing to give up alcoholic drinks for a month. That is only 5% more than the sex one. What does that say about the importance of alcohol in "loving relationships?"

Here are some examples of sites that have alcohol at the forefront of the relationships/activities that take place on them: Real Drunken Girls and WD Girls.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at August 15, 2012 1:01 AM

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