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May 19, 2011

Daisies in the fields, a breeze in the air. It can only mean one thing and that's the emergence of spring. Men and women put their coats back in the closet and run out to the parks and sidewalks to enjoy the beautiful weather and, of course, stare at the beautiful people. There are many events held this month to help celebrate this return to pleasantness. Mark your calendars because here are just a sampling.

Beginning the month off right is the annual Orgasm Fest. Taking place in the small town of Esperantina, Brazil, the locals celebrate all of the good things the orgasm has done for us. Seeing as how we have holidays celebrating war, one that celebrates sexual release can't be bad (and no, Valentine's Day doesn't count).

The opening rounds of the Air Sex World Championships are happening all over the U.S. right now, with the grand finale occurring Chicago at the end of the month. Do you enjoy watching sweaty, half-naked men and women pretend to have cartoonish intercourse with imaginary people? What about seeing fully grown, normally rational adults straddle a massive inflated penis with giant smiles on their faces? If so, be sure to check out when the championships are coming to your town.

If you're looking for something a little more hands-on, people from all around the world will converge on San Francisco the weekend of 21st and 22nd for the annual Masturbate-A-Thon. In addition to rubbing and jerking to celebrate National Masturbation Month, there will also be contests to see who can reach the most climaxes, ejaculate the furthest or hit a bullseye. More importantly, all of the proceeds are donated to charity. Bring the whole family and enjoy... actually, scratch that.

Of course, if you can't make it to any of these events you can always do you part by staying home and playing with yourself, as if you needed the encouragement. If you're in the solo mood, there's New Solos or Masturbation Instructors. If you find people miming sex acts to be as silly as I do, you can always head over to Pornstar or Adult Film Sex Stars and watch real professionals having the kind of over the top sex we wish we could have. And if you can't find your passport in time for the Orgasm Fest, you can always check out the fun Mike In Brazil, featuring some of the hottest Latinas in the country.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at May 19, 2011 1:01 AM

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