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June 15, 2007

American Daydreams

Loads of men and women think about sex while they're supposed to be doing other stuff. Even for me, while I'm supposed to be reviewing one kind of smut I might find myself distracted and thinking about some other private X-rated fantasy of mine. That's just the way we're all hardwired, always horny and thinking about continuing the species by having sex as much as possible. Hence, the premise behind American Daydreams, it might be rather derivative and cliche, but it works.

Besides the content not being completely exclusive, I can tell you that it's even less original when it comes to the plots of its porno scenarios. There are all the classic tawdry tales of getting tail that have filled the smutty screens for years. Dirty pizza delivery girls get nasty with their customers. Pool boys do the lady of the house while her hubby is away. A real estate shows a client more than just the inside of the house. The list of familiar storylines fills over 60 episodes.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I actually prefer the old standbys compared to some of the ridiculous attempts to be creative that just end up being so totally off the wall that as a viewer you can't really relate to the action anymore. Sure, these days, there's plenty of gonzo porn without any sort of premise beyond hardcore screwing, but I still like to imagine doing my teacher after she asks me to stay after school.

Sometimes the best memories we have are of things that never happened at all. Sorry that the last part seems a total non sequitur, but last night after a friend's birthday party, my sleep was rather hot and bothered. Unfortunately, even though a little too much alcohol normally makes me horny as hell the next morning and gives me filthy fantasy dreams during the night, this AM I mostly was just tired from tossing and turning in my overheated (temperature wise) bedroom.

Nevertheless, I digress. It seems according to the Canadian Press (06/15/07) that researches from the University of Montreal in Quebec, Canada have presented a study to the Associated Professional Sleep Societies in Winchester, Illinois, USA detailing some sex content details culled from 3,500 home dream reports. Apparently, eight percent of both men and women reported dreams related to sexual activity.

Actual fucking was the most common type of sexual dream content, followed by sexual propositions, kissing, fantasy sequences and visions of self-pleasuring. Both men and women reported achieving orgasm in about four per cent of their sexual dreams. Although, the article is slightly unclear as to whether that means literally coming, or just reaching climax in their dream. If my sheets were slightly damp this morning, it was only from sweat though.

Posted by Will Peters at June 15, 2007 1:01 AM

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