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December 7, 2005

Maybe it's just the time year when my mind is skiing with what gifts to give to my family and friends during the holiday, but I feel a bit of writer's block today. Some days my mind is a total avalanche of ideas (and I really should write them down for moments like this) and yet today I can't even think of what kind of present would be awesome for lover let alone what kind of blog would be interesting enough for you and me.

It's in these moments that I go surfing for news. Most of the sites I happen upon include the latest anti-porn statement from the government or how teenagers are having too much oral sex. It's sort of the same news day in and day out, just from a different editorial perspective. However, today I hit upon a rather interesting site called Porn City News. It's written by porn stars, which I thought rather intriguing and it includes myths, advice, gossip, and the events. Linking to the events page I was disappointed that the latest one advertised was in 2001. It's too bad the site wasn't kept up because I initially thought of it as an intriguing place to visit.

Unfortunately, due to its abandonment, the site doesn't offer much, but it did have a humorous little section called "30 Things Porn Producers Would Have Us Believe." Not everything was hilarious, but there were a few 'oh, so true' things that made me smile. The five that I found most amusing out of the 30 listed were:

- Women wear high heels to bed

- When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory.

- A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

- If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

And my personal fave:

- Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

Perhaps we should come up with our own list, but if not, then you can always find your own favourites from this list.

Posted by sloth at December 7, 2005 4:12 PM

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