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November 16, 2013

Robot Handjobs
Image courtesy of HuffingtonPost.com.

There are three laws of robotics. One: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. Two: A robot must obey orders given by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first law. Three: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law. Thankfully, a robot that jerks you off conforms to all three of those laws!

Last weekend at an Oculus Rift (a virtual reality headset) game jam in Tokyo, Japan, the VR Tenga was revealed. The "handy" device is the brainchild of Oculus VR, the makers of the Oculus Rift headset, and adult toy company Tenga. Now, if you are anything like me the next two questions you want answered are: 1) How does it work? And 2) Where can I get one?

Starting with the second question first: I don't know! I tried to look up how and where to purchase the robot, but couldn't find anything. It seems that it is only a demo device at this point and that it is not yet available for consumers. As for how it works?

Well, have you ever heard of the Tenga? If you haven't it is a male masturbatory device that a dude puts his penis into and moves up and down. That is unless he had a robot to move it up and down for him, which he would with the VR Tenga.

You see, folks, while our guy is wearing a VR mask and watching some stimulating video, the robotic grip-based haptic controller is working the Tenga up and down in sync with what is happening in the video. Still confused? Check out this video from the game jam.

Speaking of handjobs, check out these sites dedicated to handjobs given by women (not robots): GirlfriendHandjobs, ClubTug and TheHandjob Site.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at November 16, 2013 6:30 AM

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