Requiem for the Hand Job

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January 23, 2006

handjob

This is a little ode to a sexual practice that's long been ignored and denigrates: the humble hand job. For most of us of a certain age, it was our introduction to sex—safe, simple, and, when properly, done, extremely satisfying. But does anyone even do it anymore? With all the face- and tit- and ass-fucking, does anyone have time for a nice, greasy session of stump-pumping anymore?

Back in the day of drive-ins and quiet balconies, it was a golden moment. Her blouse was semi-open, her tits covered with your saliva. As the bad guys chased the good guys on the screen, you'd hear the delicious sound of your zipper coming down, and then her smooth, cool hand would be searching in your shorts for the object of her desire. You didn't have to beg or wheedle or even tell her what to do. "Harder" and "faster" were about all you had to say, because girls always seemed to be too gentle on the old meat puppet. You had to show them how much he liked the rough stuff.

It was wonderful, kissing her mouth and playing with her tits as she worked on you, her excitement growing. You just lay there in your seat like a pasha, urging her on till that wonderful moment when you blew, watching her eyes go wide in honest astonishment at this proof of your virility and the effect she had on you. It made a boy feel like a man, and a girl feel like a woman, and what else could you want?

Posted by rabbit at January 23, 2006 4:41 AM

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Posted by: T at February 25, 2006 9:04 AM

To be honest, I enjoy when my g/f gives me a good handjob. It's not as common as the blowjob, but it's great nonetheless. Heck I just had one done this past Saturday and it was wonderful. We were in a regular position for sex but instead she just reached for it and started jerking till I came all over her stomach, chest and face. We then shared a relaxing shower together just to lay down afterwards and enjoy holding each other in our arms.
So to answer your question "does anyone have time for a nice, greasy session of stump-pumping anymore?" the answer is yes. It's just what ever mood we're in at the time.

Posted by: Anon at July 23, 2007 7:09 PM

send me some good stump pumping by a young female type

Posted by: popeyeayay at September 11, 2007 2:13 PM

I just had one from my wife last night!
Friggin' awesome and I shot my load all over her stomach and tits!

Posted by: Anonymous at October 29, 2007 4:00 AM

last weekend me and my girl where driving from the movies and she pulled over and took off her shirt then unzipped my pants. Then she rubbed and sucked till I unloaded in her mouth. There is something about the hand job that is very pleasurable when done right

Posted by: Anonymous at August 5, 2008 12:41 AM

Last night my wife sucked my cock and she kissing me and started a hand job it was so nice i dont know how to express in words i tell her daily to shagg my dick i am very happy and thanks to the grate one who founded handjob thank u

Posted by: Terence at November 22, 2008 3:37 PM

rofl i masterbate!

Posted by: fdgd at December 26, 2008 4:23 AM

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