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August 16, 2006

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I once had some light highlights put in and I can say it garners more attention even from unlikely sources. Even the cashier at the grocery store seemed nicer when I had a few hairs of the golden hue. It was as if suddenly my cart full of low-calorie frozen dinners no longer scanned as 'lonely loser with weight-control issues' but flashed lean, mean and available across the register display.

I once had some light highlights put in and I can say it garners more attention even from unlikely sources. Even the cashier at the grocery store seemed nicer when I had a few hairs of the golden hue. It was as if suddenly my cart full of low-calorie frozen dinners no longer scanned as 'lonely loser with weight-control issues' but flashed lean, mean and available across the register display.

I once watched a TV show with a name long forgotten that explained attraction to blond hair in terms of the evolutionary quest for an ideal mate. Hair darkens with age and during pregnancy, so fairer hair translates as younger and unblemished by competing males. I looked for something to back all this up but found nothing online so I don't know how true the theory is.

Now according to Ananova (08/15/06) a study by Hamburg Sex Researcher Professor Dr Werner Habermehl might just let us know who really is interested in having more fun. It isn't the blondies or the brunette babes. It's the redheads.

After probing into the sex lives of German women, he claims, "The sex lives of women with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair color, with more partners and having sex more often than the average. The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation."

Watch out anyone who is dating a woman who suddenly decides to change her hair color to red since the researcher further contends, "Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better."

Meanwhile, Psychologist Christine Baumanns counters that it isn't the red-haired women are hornier it's the effect they have on men, "Red stands for passion and when a man sees a redhead he will think he is dealing with a woman who won't mess around, and gets straight to the point when it comes to sex."

All I know is that like a bull when I see red I want to grunt and run right towards it.

Posted by Will Peters at August 16, 2006 10:41 AM

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you have a knack for stating the obvious

Posted by: ray at May 27, 2007 5:21 AM

Hell yeah! I've always said us red-heads had better sex lives, now I can prove it. Hahaha

Posted by: Moriah at June 11, 2009 5:12 AM

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