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October 4, 2005
Raven Riley Interview
Raven Riley is an amateur star, which probably goes without saying when a girl has a name with that kind of alliteration in it. What may not go without saying is what a babe this raven-haired, just-turned-eighteen fox turns out to be. If you’ve ever craved to live the life of Riley, well, here’s your chance to get to know her a tiny bit better as we’ve asked those ever-probing questions that really get to the matter at hand. Figuratively, not literally, since the matter at hand for most after seeing this chick’s site is a sticky, self-explanatory substance with no need for an interview.
Question: What does a typical day for you consist of?
Raven: …Well just laying around watching t.v.( pornos preferably ;)) going
to the mall with some friends, laying out, and chatting with members online
and email.
Analysis: The life of Raven does seem similar to my own, what with getting paid to watch porn all day and then writing about it online afterwards. Nevertheless, my friends stopped going to the mall with me after I slipped a homemade porn video into all the DVD demo units at Circuit City and pressed play. Riley might just make new friends if she were to do the same.
Question: What's your favourite sex position?
Raven: Doggy style of course ;)
Analysis: Bow wow, wow! I like a girl who is willing to bend over and take her pleasure like she takes her punishment. However, it’s called doggy-style for a reason and when you’ve got a face as cute as Raven’s you needed worry that it’s the only way you can get the job done.
Question: What kind of men are you attracted to?
Raven: Mostly a guy with a great personality, nice eyes and that doesnt have
bad breath;)
Analysis: I like a girl to throw me a bone or two, doggy-style. I mean I have a great
personality, my eyes are nice enough (bloodshot from staring at a screen all
day brings out the blue nicely) and generally I don’t have bad breath
or at least I can fix it with mouthwash and a stick of gum. Only problem is,
she’s described almost every guy on the face of the planet. Now that I
know I stand a chance with her, I also have to accept that I may have to stand
in line with everybody else I know. At least, I’ll have some buddies to
talk with while I wait!
Question: How do you feel knowing that you give pleasure to an army
of unknown men?
Raven: I think its great. as long as they are getting pleasure from me and
i know i can pleasure them its all good !lol
Analysis: As Riley says, it’s all good…
Question: If you could do one dangerous thing but you could be absolutely
safe doing it, what would it be?
Raven: I would like to drive a nascar and race, thats dangerous as hell but
it would be soo cool going that fast!
Analysis: Riley apparently likes speed, which judging from how hot she makes me could prove invaluable if I ever make it to the front of the line of guys with great personalities, nice eyes and passable breath. I mean the more you wait the more you want, the more you want the harder it gets to wait.
Question: What's your favorite TV show?
Raven: ...i dont have one at the moment, but i like to watch mtv :)
Analysis: I hate to point out when a guest contradicts herself, but Ms. Riley previously responded that she preferred to watch porn of TV. Granted a few of the music videos I’ve seen lately border on soft-core, but really! Anyway, I guess if this was a live interview, I would have pointed out her previous answer and called her on it. However, investigative journalism just hasn’t been the same since they blew that truck up on Dateline.
Question: If you were stranded on an island and had all the food and
drink you'd need, what one item would you take with you?
Raven: Well I would have to say shrimp, for some reason i love it right now,
before i would have had to say spaghetti but now i would have to say shrimp ;)
Analysis: This interview really does sound like the question and answer round of a bad Miss Teen pageant. Obviously, Riley was thoroughly enthralled by our intense questions as she ignored the fact that we asked what would she take other than food and plunged ahead with “shrimp” as her answer. At least, it gives those who are vertically challenged the chance to imagine she just meant she couldn’t live without a very short person. Since she also brings up spaghetti, if you’re short and Italian then you may just be what Riley needs if she ever is stranded on a deserted island. Alas, my own hopes are dashed as I am not Italian, I’m allergic to seafood and I’m rather taller than average. Damn!
Posted by rabbit at October 4, 2005 12:20 PM
Comments
Hablas Español tambien? I've heard you're Latina but I don't know if I can flirt with you in Spanish.
Posted by: Jorge at October 29, 2005 7:27 PM
RAVEN,
YOU ARE SOOO BEAUTIFUL, DO YOU DO PRIVATE PARTIES, I HAVE PLENTY OF MONEY.
Posted by: derrick at January 2, 2006 10:26 PM
when u come philly let know ok
Posted by: ants at February 9, 2006 4:58 PM
why r u so hot?
Posted by: nathan Gillespie at April 16, 2006 7:48 AM
u look sexy but at this age .
Posted by: richa at April 21, 2006 1:45 AM
i think u are dirty lol ur mum and dad are probably ashamed of u!!! i mean there lil girl is a slu in both real life and the internet world hahahahaha get a real jobbb
Posted by: freddd at April 24, 2006 4:58 AM
ur ugly for a latina
Posted by: Pedro at April 24, 2006 10:39 PM
Hello Raven...
You are the hottest girl I have ever seen...
I want to fuck you.
Yes, I am a girl, but you are so hot I want to fuck your pussy...
Posted by: Sexy Lesbian at June 1, 2006 3:43 PM
You may not be Italian-Italian, but at least you're half Italian and you should be proud about that! If you have an ITALIA shirt, I'll like to see pictures of you wearing it. It is popular now in Miami. Even way before the fifa world cup soccer has started.
Write back, wink!
Posted by: Greg at June 19, 2006 2:28 AM
Raven is die beste ! :)
Posted by: Mike at June 19, 2006 10:27 PM
your my favorite web girl :)
Posted by: rich at July 10, 2006 6:29 AM
DAMN BABY GIRL U GOT THE FREAKIN HOTTEST ASS EVER IF U LOOKIN HOLLA AT ME
Posted by: DANNY TALAMANTES at September 23, 2006 6:52 AM
raven, whats your nationality, cuz a lota iranian girls use your picture in singles ads but i don't know why cuz you are just so damn ugly. stop tanning so much, that dark skin doesnt flatter you and get a nose job. its obvious ur drugged up with the dark circles around your eyes, by the way ur just a cheap slut you don't have enough class to be sexy keep fooling yourself into thinking your hot because you are a moron that just knows how to strip
Posted by: observer at November 14, 2006 3:31 AM
Fuck you all...she is fucking great...and if you dont like it you can kiss my ass and hers! So GO TO HELL.
Posted by: Sarah Pate at February 5, 2007 3:49 AM
Well ma fuck all the haters ohh well they say mommy and daddy are sad and get a real job fuck them they are fat and stupid and for a latina, italian girl what ever ur sexi fuck that fagit who sad for a latina ur ugly he is straight up homo
Posted by: TONY at February 21, 2007 8:30 AM
your lookin fine id give it to you good stlye
Posted by: the big 1 at March 23, 2007 2:06 AM
listen up im 19 i got a big slammer an game for it anyday. your lookin hot.an wouldnt mind givin it to you dead hard an dead fast
Posted by: the big 1 at March 23, 2007 2:09 AM
That last bitch was retarted i think ya hot as hell. holla back
Posted by: darrell220 at May 1, 2007 3:34 AM
omg i want to cum on ur face
Posted by: asd at May 3, 2007 8:53 AM
Here is the truth in plain, proper English:
Raven Riley is probably one of the hottest, if not the hottest pornstar on the Internet. Anyone who disagrees with this extremely obvious fact is most likely lying, to sound unique. However, if someone actually believed that she was unattractive in any way probably wouldn't care enough to post a comment, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Contradictory to popular belief, she is not Latina: she is half Italian, half Native American.
Basically, you may say that disagree with what I have revealed, but there is no way you could think that such an amazing display of God's ability to create something beautiful is physically unattractive, unless you are mentally handicapped or have impaired vision. So if you post a negative comment about her physique, then I apologize for the woes that probably follow such disorders. But still, these impairments obviously hinder your judgment significantly, so I will kindly ask you to withdraw from posting such comments do to your inability to judge correctly.
Posted by: cablejimmy at May 15, 2007 7:19 AM
What is your phone number?
Posted by: yo momma at October 7, 2007 8:35 AM
Raven can u suck me and i'll be doing doggy style and lick'in your pussy intil u what me to stop!=)
Posted by: yo momma at October 7, 2007 8:41 AM
Raven i got a msn messenger so if u want to messeng me it's r-ac-n@hotmail.com
Posted by: yo momma at October 7, 2007 8:45 AM
ANYONE WHO TALKS SHIT ABOUT RAVEN RILEY IS GOING TO GET THEIR ASS KICKED! STOP HATING YOU STUPID UGLY FUCKERS CUZ U JNOW ULL NEVER HAVE A CHANCE WITH HER SO THATS WHY U HATING ON HER! SHE THE MOST SWEETEST MOST BEAUTIFUL THING ON THIS PLANET!
Posted by: MONICA at January 3, 2008 7:14 PM
Dude, Raven you totally rock :) ps, have you ever been surfing?
Posted by: chad handel at March 6, 2008 1:40 AM
Dude, Raven you totally rock :) ps, have you ever been surfing?
Posted by: chad handel at March 6, 2008 1:46 AM