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October 04, 2005

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Raven Riley

Raven Riley is an amateur star, which probably goes without saying when a girl has a name with that kind of alliteration in it. What may not go without saying is what a babe this raven-haired, just-turned-eighteen fox turns out to be. If you’ve ever craved to live the life of Riley, well, here’s your chance to get to know her a tiny bit better as we’ve asked those ever-probing questions that really get to the matter at hand. Figuratively, not literally, since the matter at hand for most after seeing this chick’s site is a sticky, self-explanatory substance with no need for an interview.

Question: What does a typical day for you consist of?
Raven: …Well just laying around watching t.v.( pornos preferably ;)) going to the mall with some friends, laying out, and chatting with members online and email.

Analysis: The life of Raven does seem similar to my own, what with getting paid to watch porn all day and then writing about it online afterwards. Nevertheless, my friends stopped going to the mall with me after I slipped a homemade porn video into all the DVD demo units at Circuit City and pressed play. Riley might just make new friends if she were to do the same.

Question: What's your favourite sex position?
Raven: Doggy style of course ;)

Analysis: Bow wow, wow! I like a girl who is willing to bend over and take her pleasure like she takes her punishment. However, it’s called doggy-style for a reason and when you’ve got a face as cute as Raven’s you needed worry that it’s the only way you can get the job done.

Question: What kind of men are you attracted to?
Raven: Mostly a guy with a great personality, nice eyes and that doesnt have bad breath;)
Analysis: I like a girl to throw me a bone or two, doggy-style. I mean I have a great personality, my eyes are nice enough (bloodshot from staring at a screen all day brings out the blue nicely) and generally I don’t have bad breath or at least I can fix it with mouthwash and a stick of gum. Only problem is, she’s described almost every guy on the face of the planet. Now that I know I stand a chance with her, I also have to accept that I may have to stand in line with everybody else I know. At least, I’ll have some buddies to talk with while I wait!

Question: How do you feel knowing that you give pleasure to an army of unknown men?
Raven: I think its great. as long as they are getting pleasure from me and i know i can pleasure them its all good !lol

Analysis: As Riley says, it’s all good…

Question: If you could do one dangerous thing but you could be absolutely safe doing it, what would it be?
Raven: I would like to drive a nascar and race, thats dangerous as hell but it would be soo cool going that fast!

Analysis: Riley apparently likes speed, which judging from how hot she makes me could prove invaluable if I ever make it to the front of the line of guys with great personalities, nice eyes and passable breath. I mean the more you wait the more you want, the more you want the harder it gets to wait.

Question: What's your favorite TV show?
Raven: ...i dont have one at the moment, but i like to watch mtv :)

Analysis: I hate to point out when a guest contradicts herself, but Ms. Riley previously responded that she preferred to watch porn of TV. Granted a few of the music videos I’ve seen lately border on soft-core, but really! Anyway, I guess if this was a live interview, I would have pointed out her previous answer and called her on it. However, investigative journalism just hasn’t been the same since they blew that truck up on Dateline.

Question: If you were stranded on an island and had all the food and drink you'd need, what one item would you take with you?
Raven: Well I would have to say shrimp, for some reason i love it right now, before i would have had to say spaghetti but now i would have to say shrimp ;)

Analysis: This interview really does sound like the question and answer round of a bad Miss Teen pageant. Obviously, Riley was thoroughly enthralled by our intense questions as she ignored the fact that we asked what would she take other than food and plunged ahead with “shrimp” as her answer. At least, it gives those who are vertically challenged the chance to imagine she just meant she couldn’t live without a very short person. Since she also brings up spaghetti, if you’re short and Italian then you may just be what Riley needs if she ever is stranded on a deserted island. Alas, my own hopes are dashed as I am not Italian, I’m allergic to seafood and I’m rather taller than average. Damn!

Posted by rabbit at October 4, 2005 12:20 PM

Comments

Hablas EspaƱol tambien? I've heard you're Latina but I don't know if I can flirt with you in Spanish.

Posted by: Jorge at October 29, 2005 07:27 PM

RAVEN,
YOU ARE SOOO BEAUTIFUL, DO YOU DO PRIVATE PARTIES, I HAVE PLENTY OF MONEY.

Posted by: derrick at January 2, 2006 10:26 PM

when u come philly let know ok

Posted by: ants at February 9, 2006 04:58 PM

why r u so hot?

Posted by: nathan Gillespie at April 16, 2006 07:48 AM

u look sexy but at this age .

Posted by: richa at April 21, 2006 01:45 AM

i think u are dirty lol ur mum and dad are probably ashamed of u!!! i mean there lil girl is a slu in both real life and the internet world hahahahaha get a real jobbb

Posted by: freddd at April 24, 2006 04:58 AM

ur ugly for a latina

Posted by: Pedro at April 24, 2006 10:39 PM

Hello Raven...

You are the hottest girl I have ever seen...

I want to fuck you.

Yes, I am a girl, but you are so hot I want to fuck your pussy...

Posted by: Sexy Lesbian at June 1, 2006 03:43 PM

You may not be Italian-Italian, but at least you're half Italian and you should be proud about that! If you have an ITALIA shirt, I'll like to see pictures of you wearing it. It is popular now in Miami. Even way before the fifa world cup soccer has started.

Write back, wink!

Posted by: Greg at June 19, 2006 02:28 AM

Raven is die beste ! :)

Posted by: Mike at June 19, 2006 10:27 PM

your my favorite web girl :)

Posted by: rich at July 10, 2006 06:29 AM

DAMN BABY GIRL U GOT THE FREAKIN HOTTEST ASS EVER IF U LOOKIN HOLLA AT ME

Posted by: DANNY TALAMANTES at September 23, 2006 06:52 AM

raven, whats your nationality, cuz a lota iranian girls use your picture in singles ads but i don't know why cuz you are just so damn ugly. stop tanning so much, that dark skin doesnt flatter you and get a nose job. its obvious ur drugged up with the dark circles around your eyes, by the way ur just a cheap slut you don't have enough class to be sexy keep fooling yourself into thinking your hot because you are a moron that just knows how to strip

Posted by: observer at November 14, 2006 03:31 AM

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