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June 12, 2006

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How times have changed. It used to be that if a couple wanted to explore the more adventurous side of their sexuality that they'd pursue their sexual goals in the most clandestine manner. Private key parties and secret meetings at some dimly lit swinger's club in the basement of the local Masonic lodge after which neither partner would ever speak.

No "normal" man and woman would openly advertise that they wanted to spice things up in the bedroom besides perhaps admitting to wishing that sometimes their lover would let them leave the lights on.

Nowadays, people aren't shy to admit what they want, not just to close friends but it seems to the entire world in the end. According to Ananova (06/12/06), 30-year-old Richard Green of Stockton Heath, England, a former cricket player and aspiring web designer asked his girlfriend for a threesome. He expected her simply to say no but instead she countered with a proposal of her own.

She challenged him to design and post a website. If said site gets over 5 million hits, she agrees to have the menage a trois that Ricky so desires. So far, his site www.PleaseMakeThisWork.com has received almost half-a-million visitors, the deadline for receiving 10 times that number of visits is set for December 31, 2006, after which time his girlfriend's offer will become null and void if he doesn't succeed.

On the site, you can actually read the handwritten and signed betting agreement between Richard and his ladylove Katie Greenwood, outlining a few special stipulations. His girl doesn't want the three-way to happen with her best friend Adele or any of Rich's ex-lovers. She also insists that nothing kinky should go down, only "natural" sex acts are allowed - To which, I say what could be more natural than one dick for two chicks?

On his site, Richard does mention the famous "original blue pill" as it has sponsored his bandwidth. He claims he may be using it to help him keep going if he wins the bet and threesome proceeds. I can well imagine he'll need some help since not only does he need face the pressure of pleasing two women at once but he'll be doing it with 5 million strangers in the background too - Now that's crazy performance anxiety in the making.

Posted by Will Peters at June 12, 2006 11:32 AM

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Yet another hoax! They just busted a guy in Canada for the same thing. They were making 10k a day off a Sex Search banner and paid ads for things like Trojan. Whose wife would really come up with an idea to build a website and get X amount of hits? LMFAO! Hey, did you hear about the Nigerian Prince who has been dethroned and now wants me to help him get his money back?? :P

Posted by: Mai Johnson at June 13, 2006 3:11 PM

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