Rabbits In Review: March

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April 1, 2014

Rabbits In Review: March

I was choosing a playlist to listen to while writing this month's installment of Rabbits In Review. It's my little routine. I take a long lunch with a margarita or two and then select a rockin' list of tunes to get my creative juices flowing. Hey, don't be hatin' - it's how I roll. I chose to put on "Pyjamas to Party Dress" on my preferred streaming music site. It's got funky beats and some songs might be a few years old, but they always get me grooving at my desk (It's Britney, Bitch, case in point). This is how I feel about the sites we reviewed and updated this month. True, some may have been around a while, but they get me squirming in my seat and they always offer delightful surprises.

The NaughtyAmerica network of sites came through the pipeline in March and there's a network I'm always happy to see. There's no shortage for big names and they bring it with the variety. From office fucking (NaughtyOffice) to classroom debauchery (MyFirstSexTeacher) to horny wives, neighbors, cougars, nannies, coeds, lesbians, Asians and randy masseuses/masseurs, there's not one fantasy I can think of that's not covered. The collections on the individual sites may not always be overwhelming, but you get the whole shabang when you join, so there are thousands of HD flicks. This network took home our 2011 RISE Award for Reviewers Choice, so we're not yanking your chain when we say it's got the goods.

Sure, professional pornstars have their place in our hearts, but you might be thinking, "Hey April, first, you're looking fine! (Why, thank you!), but what about the amateurs?" The Dreamnet network also was slated for updating in March and this network offers many busty BBWs and slender mature babes. DreamKrisAnn is part of this package and she blew our reviewing team away with her hardcore antics. So much so that she grabbed the BBW Superstar Award for RISE 2014. Other naughty Dreamnet chicks you might want to take a look are SerenaWet and ElliNude.

As for new reviews, we got some fur fetish, TheLoveOfFur, a little foot smut with FantasyFlipFlop and lots of flexible cuties with FlexshowMedia. If you think the regular ol' news is a tad boring, you can check out NakedNews, which is a new offering from the folks at Mr. Skin. I know for an ignoramus like me, it certainly helps to have a generous helping of titties to make me pay attention to current affairs!

Kinky Exploits

You might have seen the main male performer around other sites. He's a pretty big deal. He goes by the name Christian and he loves sex. His tour page alone showed me pornstars Phoenix Marie and Samantha 38G and also TS hotties like Sarina Valentina and Domino. He's also sinking his pecker into the slits of Kayla Kleevage and Nina Hartley. Fucking Nina Hartley! That's like fucking royalty. This is a site that's new to the game, but it's already scoring a 70 and the collection is hovering at just under 50 episodes. Quality is stellar and updating looks to be frequent, so if you like the kink and can appreciate Christian's style, you should drop the cash.

Masuimi Max

If you're not familiar with this Asian bombshell, get familiar and quickly! She is a burlesque performer, she is inked up and she eats fire. She's also one of my personal favorites and... I think my panties just melted. I'll shut the eff up and let you get on to her answers to our burning questions. I like her answers, short and sweet, and they leave you wanting oh-so much more detail. :)

Q. Person you'd most want to meet, dead or alive?
A. Hunter S Thompson, Jesus and Marilyn Monroe.

Q. Most illegal think you ever did?
A. Butt sex in Texas.

Q. Most interesting place you've had sex?
A. My ear.

Q. Most irrational fear?
A. Tsunami's, it doesn't matter where I am... hey, if the ocean decides to get rid of us, we can't stop it.

Q. One thing you would tell your younger self?
A. We are all in a video game played by aliens. Make sure I get that message please.

Masuimi Max

Posted by April Scott at April 1, 2014 6:30 AM

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