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November 1, 2006

Pussy Eating Disorders

In the world of porn, it seems that cunnilingus too many times takes second place to oral sex on a man. I suppose blowjobs make more visual footage. However, hearing the excited groans and moans accompanying the pussy eating extravaganzas of lesbian sex, one can't help but recognize that listening to clit licking is just as hot as seeing cock sucking. There must be some other bias involved.

Personally, I've known women that say oral sex is gross. I wonder if it's simply because they haven't met the right man or woman to show them how good snacking on snatch can be. In one case at least, a female colleague (at a previous job) admitted to me that she never let her boyfriend go down on her and out of "fairness" in her mind, she never swallowed dick either.

I couldn't help but be judgmental a bit. It just seems to limit one's sexual experience and therefore enjoyment, to rule out oral sex completely. Other babes I've known hold more to a double standard. They actually have no problem blowing a boy. They just don't want him going down on them. I suppose that for some dudes they'd be the ideal girl.

For me, it's like dating someone with an eating disorder. At dinner, you order steak while scrawny chick picks at a salad as you savor red meat. It rather defeats the purpose of dining together if you eat alone. Maybe, I'm just too into fairness, but turnabout is fair play and foreplay at my table. I may be alone in my assessment of things.

However, when I hear fears of bad taste or smells, I have a good laugh. No one's shit smells like flowers and since everyone, sweats and secretes, male or female, crotches tend towards pheromonal muskiness. In fact, if it smells like fresh bread, you might need some cream on it.

It might sometimes be an acquired taste but most things that become addictive from alcohol to olives, take some getting used to at first. Maybe in hygiene obsessed North America, as the great Walter Cronkite once wrote, we simply need more bidets!

Posted by Will Peters at November 1, 2006 1:00 AM

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probably because no one wants to lick a whores dirty hole and if ur in porn ur probably a dirty whore

Posted by: nurb at May 7, 2007 7:30 AM

dispite what the other poster said (since he is clearly gay or just ignorant) oral sex is a satisfiing way couples and lovers can truely experience each other's emotions and lust. Sometimes people feel insecure and do not want the member of the opposite sex to go down on them (or if they are hemosexual visa versa) the main thing is to get them to relax and tell them it's fine, to just experience. Like the phrase "don't knock it until you try it"

Posted by: Anonymous at May 30, 2007 11:23 PM

i eat pussy wen ever possible i love da feel and taste of a nice pussy n my mouth. an i love wen sum1 eats my pussy!

Posted by: PussyEater at August 28, 2007 6:56 AM

I honestly cant think of anything more arousing and explosive as having my pussy devoured.Love the warm feel of lips and tongue pleasuring me beyond orgasm. I cant get enough.

Posted by: Redd at December 14, 2007 10:11 PM

show me some men who domnt have aids or any kind of diesease call me if you are gay after 9

Posted by: tay at February 15, 2008 1:05 AM

I personally think oral sex is pretty gross. I don't think badly of other people for enjoying it or gross out at the thought of it, but it's definitely not for me.

I get it, it feels wonderful, blah blah blah...I just have no desire to have anyone licking and sucking my business and am utterly repulsed at the thought of going down on anyone else as well. When I first found out what oral sex was I thought it was really gross and didn't realize till I was much older than it's actually something a lot of people do.

Posted by: K at March 28, 2008 5:25 PM

I personally love to get my pussy eaten IF the guy or gal knows how to get in there and get busy to bring me to a sensational orgasm. I also enjoy swallowing a few cocks during my pleasure time. Women who don't give their guys the return are tight asses who wouldn't know their way around a bed if they tried. Guys who don't go down "there" are just as tight-assed as their women. As for the smell if guys and gals take great care of themselves, shower often, and wash their naughty bits then the smell is greatly dimished. Nobody wants to suck a cock or eat a pussy thats been sweating all day collecting funk. Wash your thang!!! if you expect oral pleasure.

Posted by: wickedbitch at March 30, 2008 11:48 PM

thats hott

Posted by: sexywhore at July 12, 2008 10:41 PM

My wife is obsessed with her hygiene. So much so, that having oral sex with her has no arousing scent or flavor. A dirty sweating pussy is quite a turn-on to me. Why is it that a dirty girl with a hairy body and a natural pungent odor actually gets me hot? There's got to be some science to why I'm attracted to a decent looking girl who's got sweaty body hair (armpit hair is real sexy to me), because sex with a clean girl is like having "diet sex."

Dirty girls from other countries are sexy to me. I'd sure like to meet a hairy girl who's proud of her freedom to be "au naturale".

Posted by: Terry at September 13, 2008 10:57 PM

DAMN RIGHT

Posted by: MAC at October 19, 2008 4:05 PM

Yum..eating pussy is the best..I especially love it if my girlfriend forces me into it

Posted by: bloob at December 22, 2009 8:19 PM

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