Pornotopia: Field of Wet Dreams!

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August 1, 2006

Imagination 69: Porn Flop or Prime Marketing?

I think my first brush with porn came sometime in my late teens. A friend was walking through the forest one day and came across a magical bag of smut. I remember looking at the pictures, wondering what this world was that was unfolding before my rapidly-bulging eyes and, um, pants! I wanted to be the one heading home with that gym bag of goodies over my shoulder. Instead, it took me years to build my collection. Hey, it ain't easy when you're a teen with limited finances. Anyway, this is what I thought about when I heard about the madness dubbed Pornotopia by the Belgian media.

Pornotopia is what happens when you try and organize an erotic festival in the tiny town of Geraardsbergen, outside of Brussels, and you don't get the turnout you were hoping for. It seems that the exhibitors brought as much as they could manage for the event, entitled Imagination 69. After the show, the exhibitors took off, leaving a large quantity of magazines and movies for anyone to pick up. As it turns out, anyone and everyone is flocking to this frickin field! The locals have dubbed the new adult-entertainment-Mecca Pornotopia. Crowds are scouring the fields, shoving as much into their pockets and bags as they can. For a teen or any of the many older adults that are making the trek, this is the ultimate field of wet dreams. Here's hoping that the unintentional marketing buzz created from the gaff doesn't go to waste on the organizers and they try and do it again next year!

Posted by Wolf at August 1, 2006 8:57 AM

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What in the name of Jerry Brightonhammer was that all about?
I dont' know but it doesn't make sense to me.

Posted by: JerryBrightonhammer at April 1, 2007 5:32 PM

Hey,
I love what you'e doing!
Don't ever change and best of luck.

Raymon W.

Posted by: RaymonWazerri at April 20, 2007 11:08 PM

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